Madeline Harding @madelinewriter
A former journalist gets back on the writing horse, falls face first and everyone gets to laugh. Come mock me on Medium. #WritingCommunity medium.com/@madelinehardi… Joined August 2019-
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Texting Etiquette in this New Era of Isolation by @writtenbykristi link.medium.com/0R4dOmmPc5 I agreed so much I think I peed my pants!
"Swiftly recognizing the rare opportunity, as soon as the first cases appeared, the Queen ordered Charles’s staff to 'misplace' all paracetamol and vitamin C tablets." This is my coronavirus satire. I'll be in pretty deep shit if he kicks the bucket... tinyurl.com/qrxbl63
If people still read proper newspapers we wouldn't have a toilet paper crisis. #corona #thoughtoftheday #talesfromthepandemic
Ah! This is uncanny. Kindred souls we are. I had just announced I would be resetting to zero the number of butter fingers I had with my coffee this morning. This is what a true inspirational leader looks like!
An homage to all those poor turds almost sinking but then floating back up without toilet paper to help push them down.
An homage to all those poor turds almost sinking but then floating back up without toilet paper to help push them down.
Any idiot can identify couch potatoing as procrastination. The real problem is when you procrastinate with healthy stuff. "I'll get back to writing this article in a bit, let me just meditate for 36 hours..." Here's my humorous take on the dilemma: tinyurl.com/vqgd7zv #medium
I just published My House is Ruining My Life link.medium.com/YIDWWDry33 Here's me taking a jab at how we're all supposed to follow or dreams until reality (and fear) smacks us right in the face. #WritingCommunity #Medium
How Not to Freak out — Using a Combination of Stoicism and Mindfulness by @davidbclear link.medium.com/FnGTVNeQR3 An highly entertaining little guide on how not to overreact. Filled with wisdom and doodles. What more can the amateur stoic ask for? #WritingCommunity #Medium
Back When I was Crazy by Diane Overcash link.medium.com/0qy6I6SPR3 "I could find no safety in that house I grew up in. I would hear my father’s voice and I would shake and my heart would pound." A beautiful true story (don't be fooled by the "short story" tag). #WritingCommunity
My Date With a Catholic Priest by @MatthewRyerson link.medium.com/aaOGNzNMj3 One of the most beautiful stories I've read on Medium so far. Beautiful and sad. Very much worth a read. #WritingCommunity
Today I've been nominated Medium top writer in satire. It was unexpected and I couldn't be happier. So I wrote this article to celebrate. Who the fuck invented in-laws? I sign a paper and I get a whole new family? What the hell?! tinyurl.com/sgbazwr #writingcommmunity #medium
I've cracked it! The way to solve all our problems is to go Strangers on a Train on all our asses. I don't have the nerve to solve my problems, you don't have the nerve to solve yours. So... Let's trade. tinyurl.com/smfee7a #WritingCommunity #medium @SherryMcGuinn1
It's clear to me that I don't have what it takes to become a successful divorcée. I am an idiot. And idiots can't have nice things. Nor nice divorces. tinyurl.com/yx6dgqsk #WritingCommunity #Divorce #medium @MediumWriters
6 Alternative Uses for Your Menstrual Blood by @eew_christman link.medium.com/2ZBnIO3ib3 This one cracked me up. If you we're about to have breakfast, you're welcome!
Here's a long overdue update on my rubbish state of affairs. I've just found out I don't have what it takes to be a successful divorcée. I am an idiot. And idiots can't have nice things. Nor nice divorces. tinyurl.com/yx6dgqsk #WritingCommunity #Divorce
A dear friend got stabbed in the park I go to every day. She's finding it hard to make sense of what happened to her. There was no motive. How do you face the randomness of life and still manage to keep going? I offered a suggestion. tinyurl.com/tms2jwa #WritingCommunity
“Australia, with a three degree temperature rise, frightens the hell out of me.” The captain of a fire service in rural New South Wales says his team are seeing fires on a scale they’ve never seen before - and that the evidence it is due to climate change “is overwhelming”.
Scarlett Johansson wore this $8 hydrating serum to the Golden Globes yahoo.com/lifestyle/scar… Budget is now glamorous. Funny how Johansson's skin prep looks quite similar to my broke ass skincare routine. Intrigued? Check it out: tinyurl.com/yz45zsoc #GoldenGlobes #skincaretips
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When I turned 70, I thought, well that’s it. I’ve had a great career, but it’s winding down. Boy was I wrong. I found social media, and then a second wind at my sails in my 70s! I made my Broadway debut at 78, and I’ll make my London debut at 85. Life is wonderful and magical.
Few translation stories can be worse than Terry Pratchett discovering soup commercials written *into the text of his novels* by his German publisher.
@neilhimself Sometimes when I see a poor translation choice, I think of the cursed swedish translation of Lord of the Ring, and how Åke Ohlmark was banned by J.R.R Tolkien's own son from translating anymore of his books, and I'm not sure if it's physically possible to do much worse than that.
Writers can be pretty intense. It's the kind of thing that can happen when you spend too much time bottled up inside your own head 😎
Members of the European Parliament celebrate in the traditional way after Britain finally completes Brexit and leaves the European Union.
I was 27 before I realised the girl I called sister was a puppet. My evil stepmother created her because she said I wasn’t funny enough.
The worst place to be stung by bees is at a nightclub because it just looks like you're doing some very cool dance moves. Oh sure, you win the dance competition but at what cost!
My brother has come up with a unique way to avoid touching his face. #standuptocoronavirus #staysafe #StayHomeSaveLives
This young lady - Coco - completed her final chemo treatment yesterday. On the drive home from the hospital friends in the neighborhood surprised her with a parade — social distancing style. Humanity.🌎❤️
@madelinewriter 😂😂😂 Glad to have provided some entertainment through my frustrations 😁
My son said watching Trump do a press conference is like watching the kid who didn’t read the book give his book report.
If people could stop jogging past my house in freezing temperatures before 7 in the morning, that'd be swell. I can barely compose myself enough to exist at that point, I don't need to know that people are working out. #GoodMorning #TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation #no #stop
On group chat of mums I was told off for telling someone to remove proven misinformation about the virus. The original poster was thanked for good intentions and I was the meanie for telling her to take it down since people 'can make up own minds'. No, people, you clearly can't.
#WritingCommunity who else is drinking a lot of tea?
@madelinewriter Sorry. That joke so often backfires.
A young lady from Cairo named Iris, Was stockpiling goods for the virus. She searched low and high For rolls of 3-ply But all she could find was papyrus. More here: link.medium.com/bmwncQj1X4
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things to ask yourself at a party: • where are the bookshelves • where are the exits • who poisoned the wine • who wanted the hostess dead and why • does the killer think they can outwit you, the greatest detective in the world
my new favorite genre of photography is “cats who are auditioning for the role of the body in an Agatha Christie novel.”