magic tournament situation generator @magic_scenarios
a bot that generates magic: the gathering situations convention center Joined December 2018-
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Your smelly scrubby opponent opens with Lava Spike in the tournament practice room on MTGO sponsored by LaCroix Sparkling Water.
Your opponent is delighted after Tarmogoyf hits the table.
You are paired up with a grinder opponent. Your opponent is angry.
You mulligan to four against Blue Moon.
You mull to five. You hate the matchup.
All is Dust is a card. An overjoyed feeling lingers.
You make a losing play with bolt.
You lose 1-2 against a kind opponent playing Unicorn tribal.
You run into a nice-smelling opponent. You are sweaty.
Your loud opponent plays Wrenn and Six and pluses. You tweet about Magic Twitter.
Your fairly normal opponent opens with Ancient Stirrings on the play.
Path to Exile is put on the stack. You talk to your opponent about a total nonbo.
You love the matchup. You're tilted.
You punt against a tilted opponent playing UR bad cards.
You untap and jam Griselbrand. A burned-out feeling comes over you.
Terminus is a card. Your opponent is burned-out.
You mulligan to five against a techy version of a CoCo deck of some kind in a Red Bull Tour Classic brought to you by Costco.
You forget to play around Rest in Peace. You daydream about fetchlands.
You forget to play around Assassin's Trophy in a MTGO Type 1.5 challenge sponsored by Lyft.
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Yup.
You jam Primeval Titan and contemplate the price of duals.
Today we saw a card whose collector number was 900 something
Today is the 25th anniversary of the largest core set ever: FIFTH EDITION! At 449 cards, do you think we'll ever see a "standard-legal" set that size again?
How meta is it if I tweet this back at @mtgaaron ?
Your opponent minuses Daddy Karn. You tweet about Aaron Forsythe.
look man, i'm not exploiting nothing. scute swarm just wants to grow ok
Some known bug exploiter took it down with a Finale of Promise deck.
@magic_scenarios Just @ me next time.
Truly, who among us hasn't been there
You play well but lose against a tilted cosplayer opponent playing Rebel tribal.
when you get so tilted you tell your opponent youre gonna build your own constructed format
Your shaggy opponent makes an unexpected play with Snapcaster. You mention building a cube.
Don’t let the #BlackLivesMatter protests disappear from our TLs. This is Minneapolis right now. These protests haven’t stopped.
Wizards of the Coast purports to be inclusive and diverse when in reality they have a long history of racially discriminatory behavior, avoiding accountability through a culture of secrecy and fear. They are an unequivocally racist company: docs.google.com/document/d/1RD…
Again you call me out
Scapeshift is a card. You tweet about mentioning this on your podcast.
which member?
You think about Dismember.
@magic_scenarios Hogaak, we hardly knew thee.
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