Mikey J @magical_mike97

Joined November 2013

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slate @PleaseBeGneiss

3 years ago

they should make halloween a 4-day weekend instead of thanksgiving. less time with family more time with satan

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Mikey J @magical_mike97

3 years ago

Oh you’re offering drugs? No thanks I can ruin my life on my own

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Mikey J @magical_mike97

4 years ago

They’re called sissy squats because that’s how you feel by the end of them

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Mikey J @magical_mike97

5 years ago

Very few things can match the sexual tension that comes from the comments on taco bell hot sauce packets

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Jon @ArfMeasures

5 years ago

Her: I actually think Ratatouille is a boring movie Me *shakes head at waiter bringing the engagement ring*

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Kenidra4Humanity @KenidraRWoods_

5 years ago

A black man, David McAtee was murdered by LMPD & National Guard officers. He was shot and killed just after midnight. David owned a barbecue shop. He was known to feed police officers for FREE. HIS BODY IS STILL IN THE STREET!!! I am SO fucking outraged. RETWEET - know his name!

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BenchWarmers @BeWarmers

6 years ago

To the generation who grew up shouting 'KOBE' anytime they threw something. Don't stop doing it, don't let the tradition die.

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Mikey J @magical_mike97

6 years ago

Finding peace in your life is one of the least peaceful things you'll ever experience

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Real Housewife of The Bronx 💞 @SoSo__Def

6 years ago

Young kid on the train blasting 50 Cent While woman tells him “turn off that rap” Dude starts blasting Frank Sinatra, singing mad loudly & told her “you ain’t think I had that heat did you!” 😂😂

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Mikey J @magical_mike97

6 years ago

*walking by 2 10ish year olds* Child 1: "would you rather die or die?" Child 2: "of course I want to die" ... When I say mood

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Mikey J @magical_mike97

6 years ago

Y'all ever get to your destination, start looking at your phone, and then kind of just... Forget to get out of the car? Or is that just me?

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Mikey J @magical_mike97

6 years ago

Being am adult is hard, I didn't sign up for this, I want a nap and a refund

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cody @SupCodyyy

6 years ago

Twitter, I will ask one time only if you make this happen.... PLEASE do your thing. @MichelobULTRA

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Zach Bryan @zachlanebryan

6 years ago

You told me you despise everything that I’ve become, how we always turn into everything we’re running from. I wrote this and it’s called Letting Someone Go.