Mr.Meeseeks @manfredfernando

Weirdo.Whacky.Wild.Wonderful quora.com/Manfred-Fernan… gotham Joined September 2011

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James Pearce @JamesPearceLFC

3 years ago

This legend

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Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes

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The Anfield Talk @TheAnfieldTalk

3 years ago

Sadio Mané on his charity work: “Sometimes I’m a bit shy to talk about it.” 🥹

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Roger Federer @rogerfederer

3 years ago

heading to dinner with some friends @RafaelNadal @andy_murray @DjokerNole

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ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover @NASAPersevere

5 years ago

I’m safe on Mars. Perseverance will get you anywhere. #CountdownToMars

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

5 years ago

Meep.

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Mr.Meeseeks @manfredfernando

5 years ago

Premarital hand holding as well.

Modest Pelican @ModestPelican

5 years ago

Premarital hand holding as well.

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Modest Pelican @ModestPelican

6 years ago

Life hack: you can’t get sunburnt if you have no skin

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Modest Pelican @ModestPelican

6 years ago

Life hack: if you’re bored staying at home try smoking a little meth

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Literally just bought some kids Rolex for a roll of toilet paper and some hand san. Decided to see how far I could push it so I hit Bezos up and for 5 super soft jumbo packs I now own amazon. Epic👏🏻 hustlers👏🏻 don’t👏🏻 sleep👏🏻

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Stealtho Marto @StealthoMarto

6 years ago

I don't understand the phrase "practice makes perfect" stfu, I've literally never practiced breathing once and I nail it everytime.

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

7 years ago

every time the human comes home. i must be ready with a gift. most of the time they return unexpectedly. and i panic. so the gift is almost always. whatever is closest to me

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Akshar Pathak @AksharPathak

7 years ago

Sanjeev Kapoor: "Jeera jale, jaan jale" Wife: "Please" Sanjeev Kapoor: "Pardesi pardesi, jama dahi" Wife: "Please stop" Sanjeev Kapoor: "Yeh jo halka halka masoor hai" Wife: "Get the fuck out" Sanjeev Kapoor: "Jaati hoon main...*dodges jutti* haldi hai kya?"

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Mr.Meeseeks @manfredfernando

7 years ago

I always mess up the lyrics.… instagram.com/p/BkJD-Echmm6/…

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Mr.Meeseeks @manfredfernando

7 years ago

Endorsing Colgate herbal! #TryIt #LifeLines @ Bandra Bandstand instagram.com/p/BiPl2DYBmgN/…

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Akshar Pathak @AksharPathak

8 years ago

Me at my distracted best when online: *opens new tab* "Why's Modi in China? *opens new tab* "China se yaad aaya I don't even remember when I ate Chinese last" *opens new tab* "But Chinese food's full of MSG. MSG se yaad aaya what's up with Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh?" *opens new ta–

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Akshar Pathak @AksharPathak

8 years ago

Sanjay Dutt [reading Sanju first-draft] "Did all this shit even happen in my life?" Rajkumar Hirani: "Of course it did yaar Sanju" Sanjay Dutt: "But I don't remember it like this" Rajkumar Hirani: [takes a note on voice-recorder] "Itne drugs kiye ki retrograde amnesia ho gaya"