manlethamlet @manlethamlet

Been manlethamlet for over ten years and counting. Tweets may or may not be funny - the only way to find out is to read them. redbubble.com/people/manleth… California Joined June 2013

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manlethamlet @manlethamlet

a month ago

They say wisdom comes with age but I still consider myself something of a wisecracker

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manlethamlet @manlethamlet

2 months ago

Magician: pick a card and I'll guess which one it is Roadman in the audience: say wallah

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manlethamlet @manlethamlet

3 months ago

Never letting an opportunity go to waste, I see

manlethamlet @manlethamlet

4 years ago

Never letting an opportunity go to waste, I see

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manlethamlet @manlethamlet

4 months ago

My account is old enough to get a role on a dan schneider show! #MyXAnniversary

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Elon's plan all along was to buy X and soon TikTok to make them state-owned by DOGE thus nationalizing the social media industry. Thank you, Chairman Musk! 动态网自由门天安門天安门法輪功李洪志 Free TikTok 六四天安門事件 The Xiaohongshu protests of 2025 天安門大屠殺

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manlethamlet @manlethamlet

10 months ago

This is because the US Tax Code is the product of an infinite number of monkeys on typewriters. If Elon and Vivek cut it, we'll never know if they're about to start on Shakespeare.

Department of Government Efficiency @DOGE

11 months ago

This is because the US Tax Code is the product of an infinite number of monkeys on typewriters. If Elon and Vivek cut it, we'll never know if they're about to start on Shakespeare.

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manlethamlet @manlethamlet

11 months ago

In the pursuit of efficiency, #DOGE has stated that X will no longer be known as the Everything App.

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manlethamlet @manlethamlet

11 months ago

People talking about sneaky link this sneaky link that... the only sneaky link I want is the kind that goes "eh reeehh eh reeehh eh reeehh do do doo do"

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manlethamlet @manlethamlet

a year ago

Grok tuah😂

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manlethamlet @manlethamlet

a year ago

You know the israelis own taco bell the way it be making my pants explode

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manlethamlet @manlethamlet

a year ago

When paul mccartney dies all the wikipedia editors will be changing the paul is dead theory to the paul was dead theory

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manlethamlet @manlethamlet

a year ago

Superhero idea: crime-fighting vigilante who only speaks in rhymes and is called Poetic Justice

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manlethamlet @manlethamlet

a year ago

I wonder how the people who got curly mustaches tattooed on their index fingers in 2013 are faring now

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Marshall Smith @moonbearonmeth

a year ago

Existing the past three days has felt like watching this.

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manlethamlet @manlethamlet

2 years ago

Canadian buddy holly at flavortown: I'm not your buddy, guy

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manlethamlet @manlethamlet

2 years ago

Guy buying toilets on ebay: fuck I'm stuck in a skibidding war

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manlethamlet @manlethamlet

2 years ago

Businesses should be at least 50 years old before they're allowed to use "established [year]" in their branding. Like, wow, your plant-based cruelty-free craft kombucha boba roaster microbrewery was "est. 2019", fuck off

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Buttery (COMMS FULL) @ButteryBunz

2 years ago

Serena from #yugioh [comm for @Nasateiya21 ]

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manlethamlet @manlethamlet

2 years ago

I wish we had politicians brave enough to air their own dirty laundry so no one could blackmail them. I want my representative to tell the world that, yes, he does pay Thai ladyboys to piss in his mouth. That's honesty I can respect.