Samantha @manthaplease
stay golden Joined July 2020-
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Meijer, one of the largest grocery chains in Michigan and the Midwest, has ALL card-readers down.
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.@Delta You’ve let me down. Very disappointing. My flight from ATL to SFO was supposed to leave at 2:05 PM today. Now you say it’ll be 3:20 PM. I expect better from you. You’re not AA. #DeltaAirlines
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I’m too pretty and funny to be THIS SAD.
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“Dime holding up a dollar” is the funniest shit to say to other trades when they’re in the way
They’re talking about renting caskets so have fun with that... *leaves*
#subway please help I submitted a ticket for a refund because I didn’t get my sandwiches and got an email back saying thanks for my feedback. 🤔🤔 no hunny I wanted the money for the sandwich.
Is Taylor’s new album a cry for help? Should we help her? 😭 help me too.
Home alone with the kitties, Meow. I know but we can’t.
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imagine my surprise when I get a holiday card from my realtor and the photo on it was taken INSIDE MY HOUSE?
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Last Christmas (2019): No
"I'm not your spirit animal I'm just some guy u met at a party"
My cats loved their Christmas presents this year 😍 please don’t tell them it’s only the 9th
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An oatmeal cream pie after breakfast is the perfect little treat
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