as a teen he was hanging out of a car and smashing mailboxes with a baseball bat, and ended up accidentally hitting an old man who was standing in his driveway. he was trying to tell us how he has made mistakes he is ashamed of, but everyone just freaked out on him
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@shaneactually_ @realbigfactsre1 @reddhotriot "I don't return half of my grocery carts to the proper place, but I promise to do better" would've worked tbh!
@sabowsky @shaneactually_ @realbigfactsre1 @reddhotriot “When I take the last of the coffee I don’t make a new pot” I mean it’s not hard to come up with examples unrelated to bashing an old man’s brains in