Marc Devlin @marcdevco
good and you? Toronto, Ontario Joined March 2009-
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The first time I ever listened to The Strokes, all I could think of was the intro song to The adventures of Snelgeove snail.....
If for some reason getting an amber alert on your phone prompts you to call 911 and complain...you are a certifiable fucking moron and don’t deserve a phone. ✌🏻
News from the south is that @McDonalds is bringing back ‘orange high C’..... I don’t know what that shit is...but if @McDonaldsCanada could PLEASE back ‘Orange Drink’ that would be like....covid never happened!
@rodrigofstoll This article could have been condensed to read “some people are fucking idiots...and believe anything...because they’re fucking idiots”
Honestly if you’re 25-36 and from Woodbridge and surrounding areas you’re saving so much money by not going to weddings this year...might as well just buy that gitoni table
No shit of a lie I just said to my wife “hey do you wanna order tacos tonight?” And my baby daughter immediately pooed so loud it scared us all
with the server when they say it’s their favourite one and then realizing I should have just ordered a goddam vodka soda because I’m fat anyway...Every.Time....man I miss beer flights
Only to order the wrong one and then have to drink the one I didn’t actually like because I’m too embarrassed to tell the server because they described each beer in excruciating detail and I wasn’t actually paying attention and then smiling n nodding like an asshole in agreement
I miss “beer flights”...And ya sure I could just buy a bunch of different beers, bring them home and try them at the same time..but I don’t have any cool mini glasses n can’t tell a server which one I liked best and then say “mmm yeah number 4 was tasty I’ll have a pint of that”
My daughter laughed for the first time today!😂😭Life is good.
Baby farts are just as loud if not louder than adult farts. This I did not know..but do now.
@rodrigofstoll Yeah dude for cheap! etsy.me/3f81UKG
Spend all day with baby...when baby goes to sleep, spend rest of awake time looking at pictures of baby...#everyday
with this look like “fuck my son...why is he such a bitch...?” It’s like yo Vito bro he’s a baby! Shit man Vito is so convinced his son Fredo sucks that he goes ahead and has another son just so he can eventually take over instead of a Fredo...that’s just ice cold.
Godfather 2 done Fredo so wrong...and I’m not talkin about how his own brother kills him...naw but before that...it’s like they go out of the way to highlight how much of a fucking bitch Fredo is with flashbacks of baby Fredo sooo sick with pneumonia and crying and there’s Vito
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