Marcus @marcusallanson

Official Twitter of the Sutton High School '80M Hurdles' Runner-Up 1998. Joined February 2011

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Marcus @marcusallanson

5 days ago

Lucy Ward must get paid for each individual word she says. A truly Relentless rambler.

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Marcus @marcusallanson

a month ago

That bloke who played for Southampton who was supposed to be George Weahs cousin or some shit, did a more convincing job of being a professional footballer than Andre Onana.

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Marcus @marcusallanson

a month ago

Signature Dalot brain fart and Onana being crap in goal. Nothing we didn't know already.

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Decided to watch the match on ITV. Saw Lucy Ward was on commentary. Waited less than 30 seconds for her to start her incessant, overkill rambling and switched over to ITV. Up there with Keown for inane shite chat that makes the game unwatchable

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Marcus @marcusallanson

a month ago

Where's that old coach Amorim said he would start over Rashford? He's got to be better than Bayindir

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Marcus @marcusallanson

2 months ago

Ozzy passing away after the show at Villa park. What a way to sign off. 🫡

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Marcus @marcusallanson

3 months ago

Musiala and Bayern are going to be over the moon with this money spinning bag of wank club World Cup now his leg is in 6 pieces

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Marcus @marcusallanson

4 months ago

It seem the reports of Anthony going full ballon d'or, world beater extraordinaire in Spain were slightly premature then

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Marcus @marcusallanson

4 months ago

Chelsea surely can't let sancho leave after sealing the win in the le check a la trade trophy

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Marcus @marcusallanson

4 months ago

Nothing screams retard in football more than wearing your shirt backwards when celebrating something.

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Marcus @marcusallanson

4 months ago

That is ludicrous. Villa should be furious 😂

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Marcus @marcusallanson

4 months ago

Can't not be happy for Scott McTominay 👌🏻

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Marcus @marcusallanson

5 months ago

Had Henderson to get booked. Had Mitchell to get booked. Had Marmoush to score. 😂

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Marcus @marcusallanson

5 months ago

Glasner came dangerously close to going full Pardew there

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Marcus @marcusallanson

5 months ago

Onana going full Hollywood only to flap it into the strikers path. Christ he's shite.

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Marcus @marcusallanson

5 months ago

You'll never walk alone indeed. Until you want to broaden your horizons, after winning all there is to win for your boyhood club, and sign for undoubtedly the biggest club in world football. Then you can get fucked. 😂