Sir Mozzarella Sticks @markjoelcaplin
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Things America needs: 1. A better healthcare system Things America doesn’t need: 1. Canada 2. Greenland
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How to trigger an uneducated Republican - the uneducated ones that Trump loves
How to trigger an uneducated Republican - the uneducated ones that Trump loves
Thank God Trump is going to jail
Last year, the Vikings pulled an endless parade of rabbits out of their butts. So far this year, they are all out of rabbits.
This honestly might be my favorite Tua throw ever. EVER. 🤯 #FinsUp
I can't wait
Today, Rudy Giuliani - the cousin marrying, butt dialing, parking lot presser in between a dildo store and a crematorium holding, lie down on a hotel bed for Borat’s fake daughter shirt “tucking”, airport restaurant shaving, hair dye leaking, Covid via fart spreading former…
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