mza @masoncountney

install gentoo masonc.co Joined July 2011

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mza @masoncountney

a year ago

Never had a hang nail on my toe. Glitch in the matrix? Bad programming?

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a year ago

Wu-tang clan dropped in 2025. God does answer prayers 🙏

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2 years ago

I’ll never have to buy another jacket. I discovered that if you put enough zyns in, you can start sweating just about anywhere.

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2 years ago

I have 5 accounts now, all wheeling and dealing on facebook marketplace. Low balling left and right. These sellers don’t even know what hit them.

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2 years ago

Haven’t taken a shower since last year

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3 years ago

@AP Thought my eyes were out of focus

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3 years ago

God I need a muscle milk and a joint

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3 years ago

Brewers will win the World Series 11/03/23. Heard it here first

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3 years ago

Stick drift sunk the sub

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4 years ago

How could I ever be a good father if I can’t keep a colony of fire ants alive

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4 years ago

The packers need a new goalie asap!!

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4 years ago

@Iinux What’s going on?

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4 years ago

I just bit my lip so hard, I had to floss it out.

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4 years ago

How many inches of pizza can you eat per minute ?

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4 years ago

My gps freaked out and I ran a red light 🤷‍♂️

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4 years ago

Flies in my pocket

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5 years ago

The Wisconsin state flower is in full bloom! Trafficionia Everywhereious

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5 years ago

I keep trying to give away these raybans on instagram and no one fuckin believes me

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5 years ago

After months of hard work I finally achieved my dreams. I clogged the airplane lavatory. Thank you everyone

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6 years ago

It's official, my demons have retired and replaced with ambitious djinns.

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