Matt Andrews @mathyou8
Joined June 2011-
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If the Vikings lose tomorrow I’m going to put a live grenade into my dick shaft and pull the pin in front of my mom.
President Donald Trump sings the national anthem before the NCAA college football playoff championship game between Georgia and the Alabama today in Atlanta. | Photo David J. Phillip
A University in Canada has introduced a Puppy Room, where students can go and play with puppies to relieve stress.
Monday is just a reminder that you do not have your shit together at all
The equalizer is just a remix of man on fire x training day
(301): A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Whenever there's a storm/hurricane approaching, Pop-Tarts and beer become the most purchased items at Wal-Mart.
Secretary of Defense called Tim Howard to thank him for defending the United States wapo.st/1m9BRmc
Walking out of a store after not buying anything and thinking to yourself, " Their probably going to think I stole something.."
Any man who says his wedding day is the happiest day of his life has obviously never scored an over-head kick on FIFA.
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Library of Congress @LibraryofCongr1
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Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys
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Michael Wacha @MichaelWacha
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Juicy J @lamJuicyJ
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Laurence Bowers @LBowers_21
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Steve Moore @BIGSteeeeeeeeve
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I Keep It Real @lKeepItReaI
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