Matthew Takes @matt_takes

I take pictures and make little movies and work with some stellar human beings. Dolly Parton Stan instagram: @matthewtakes #hometeam matthewtakes.com LA Joined June 2014

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Matthew Takes @matt_takes

11 months ago

The “We’re not Trump” strategy for dems is 1 for 3 with dire ramifications. For the love of what is left, I hope they learn from this and do better for the people they represent. Pretend to be shocked, but the writing has been on the wall since Obama’s second term.

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Matthew Takes @matt_takes

12 months ago

This easily could have been me or one of my many disciples I’ve convinced to do this.

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12 months ago

This easily could have been me or one of my many disciples I’ve convinced to do this.

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Matthew Takes @matt_takes

a year ago

All milk is breast milk. It should be called human milk. Have a good day.

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Matthew Takes @matt_takes

a year ago

I have long hair and I fully care

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Matthew Takes @matt_takes

a year ago

American politics are so fucking fucked. I’m choosing to laugh instead of cry. 🫡

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Matthew Takes @matt_takes

a year ago

“So you still have 80 seconds left, can you answer the fucking question?”

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Matthew Takes @matt_takes

a year ago

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Matthew Takes @matt_takes

a year ago

I see u. @CIA

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Matthew Takes @matt_takes

a year ago

This has been proven.

Matthew Takes @matt_takes

2 years ago

This has been proven.

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Edward Snowden @Snowden

a year ago

Cool. So this week the Senate is voting to let the NSA take over the internet and authorize warrantless surveillance of Americans, and the House is voting to take another hundred billion dollars from you (a tenth of a trillion!) to squander on fruitless foreign wars. Very cool.