Matt @mattdawod
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If u single rn u gon be single forever everybody got who they want, nobody wants you
dude at the bar sang “cold beer on a Friday night, pair of jeans that fit just right” and I’m literally wearing jeans and drinking a cold beer on a Friday night
Saw Spider-Man 2 in theaters with my friends and said bye to them by saying “Fortnite later?” I’m 27
Listening to Taylor’s new album so I’m an educated hater
Tried saying something different than “you hit the penjamin” and ended up saying “you hit the pentagon”
This cover has been occupying all my headspace the last week it’s so good
This cover has been occupying all my headspace the last week it’s so good
Saw Bayside in Houston 🫡
Jicama with lime juice and some tajín is a top tier healthy evening snack
What a weekend! Saturday: saw Bob Dylan (he didn’t allow phones) Sunday: skated the No Comply skatepark in Austin and also got to see Tony Hawk and Rodney Mullen speak about their history and impact on skating Monday: missed work to see the total eclipse :)
(in the tune of Steve Miller Band’s ‘The Joker’) 'Cause I'm a yapper I'm a hater I'm a lover And I'm a tweaker I play my music in the sun
(in the tune of Steve Miller Band’s ‘The Joker’) 'Cause I'm a yapper I'm a hater I'm a lover And I'm a tweaker I play my music in the sun
A fountain drink at chipotle is $3.10. Every time I go I ask for a water cup and then I fill that water cup up with whatever drink I want. My total always comes out to $10.39. So every 3 times I go I essentially get a free meal. Better than any rewards punch card I’ve ever used
told my mom my car got Toad #AprilFools
Car seat headrest, dashboard confessional, what’s next, steering wheel turn signal?
Anyone know a better way to start a conversation with your Uber driver other than “you been really busy tonight or no?” …asking for a friend
Posting an actual instagram post feels like you’re giving a presentation to the class
go piss girl but for guys
go piss girl but for guys
when you lock in you are so back and when you don’t lock in it’s so over
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matt @pikmatt
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bestboy™️ @RyanMonroy
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MANCHILD @mexicanmanchild
626 Followers 881 Following I’m only here because it’s acceptable to talk all day. @produce_goods SpyChief @producegallery curator. fine artist, filmmaker, professor of art. MFA
ollie 🦦 @OllieOmega
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perfect circle / god .. @iadrianvargas
892 Followers 644 Following I been waiting so long to have you by my side | Love Activist | #BlackLivesMatter
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damn gurl @dabagools
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Zesshi @nonamezach
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matt @pikmatt
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217 Followers 192 Following hockey. drums. Im in a band. I'm working for corporate America. Was featured on Jimmy Fallon this one time. $rouardo
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Rip to that funny tweet I was reading right before Twitter randomly refreshed for no reason.
Feel like we missed out on something really special
David Cross and Bob Odenkirk were meant to star in a docu-style comedy about rival cult gurus manipulating the minds of their deluded followers. The series got scrapped as the analytics & marketing department didn’t get it. (Source: variety.com/2024/tv/news/d…)
i’ve been playing tennis for 18 years don’t listen to this guy
I’ve been playing tennis for 17 years. It’s a fast-paced game. To see slow-motion used so prominently in #Challengers was frustrating, along with the techno music, flimsy dialogue and outrageous New Rochelle windstorm. Terrible soap opera. Ridiculous sports movie. Double fault.
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
I am in the arena (Costco food court) trying things
Somebody end me
Report: Dallas Cowboys are expected to sign Ezekiel Elliott.
“you’re overdressed” okay did you know we only get one wild & precious life?
Bro is 22 years old and is whooping out the DX celebration against 3 all stars in a playoff game on the road. Dude is actually crazy 😭
Chungus how? Like I’m some fat fuck?
this and a freak
The four horsemen of the alcoholic apocalypse
it’s about the people you can shamelessly say yippee around
Hittin the club tonight, you DJ’s better not suck..
The “on your left” made me the fucking happiest when I heard it 😭😭😭🤍
5 years ago… A moment in cinema history that will never repeat itself or even be topped again.
Not drinking casual tonight. I’m drinking ranked
K time for bed.. I have to be up early af o’clock 😴 hope everyone sleeps well🤍
If u single rn u gon be single forever everybody got who they want, nobody wants you
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