I like waffles @matteocarlos5

Just some random dude Joined August 2019

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I like waffles @matteocarlos5

5 years ago

You ever finish a wank, take a deep refreshing breath that fills your lungs and gives you a big ol smile and think: “Im a huge fucking mistake.”?

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5 years ago

Yo i want the power that girls have when they respond to texts with "ew"

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5 years ago

yes i know my mic had a filter on that i didnt realize

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5 years ago

YOO @batteryloww_ TURNED ME INTO HIMIKO TOGA!! I AM NOW BEST GIRL!!!

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5 years ago

This is a fun mini game

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igo ! VGen Open :D @galacticus__

5 years ago

2018 Witchtober redraw! 🌹 #artph #redraw #ArtistOnTwitter

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5 years ago

My webcam

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Whoever thought that Doom Eternal shouldn't win anything at the game awards (specifically action and audio design) were probably just to scared to play such a bwoody and scawwy game with all the scawwy demons.

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5 years ago

Heyyalls, Imma stream on twitch.tv/antidepressant… #

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5 years ago

so turns out theres a pillow that mimics a woman's lap, so you can lie on it and feel loved. this, paired with the hand robot, i dont think i have to date real people anymore! cnbc.com/id/100966902#:…

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5 years ago

bro we need doug mario to help doug bowser out n fix everything with the #freemelee and #FreeSplatoon stuff at nintendo

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5 years ago

Damn bro #COVIDー19 is ruining my kohai’s relationship. Socially distance, wash ur hands and wear masks so the virus could die quickly so fix his love life ASAP 🙏🙏🙏