matthew plawski @mattpooopy
Owner of things Vancity Joined July 2011-
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Always wear a seatbelt - you don't want your seatpants to fall down
Oh, you don't eat meat? I bet you love those animals so much, especially since you're eating all of their food.
Don't get down on life, if you think about it. It's a great life, with American Idol and a lot of other cool stuff going on.
In 1998 my wife broke a coworkers's wrist for *reaching* toward the radio dial during the guitar solo in "November Rain."
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"@heyCathryn: Don't keep telling me your different than the rest. Start showing me." I think I've shown everyone
Oh, you called me with a blocked number? You must understand how eager I am to speak with you.
Oh, you send me "????" after I don't respond to your text? That will set me straight.
"@JaimeLBrand: "@OhWonka: Oh you corrected my grammar again. Tell me more about your social life." @mattpooopy" hahahah
SLEEP, Y U NO HAPPEN WHEN I HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING?
RED RING OF DEATH, Y U NO DISAPPEAR FOREVER? :'(
STINKY HUMAN, Y U NO SHOWER?
MAY FLOWERS, Y U NO COME OUT YET?
CUSTOMER, Y U NO STOP BEING AN ASSHAT? *spits in food*
My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, And they're like, "It wasn't that hard".
Pretending you're the host of a cooking show when you're home alone cooking.
It's always fun listening to someone's lie when you already know the truth....
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