Max Conradt @max_conradt

God’s Best Software Engineer. Hierarchical discrete state transition engineer / enthusiast. SF, CA Joined August 2014

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Max Conradt @max_conradt

13 hours ago

. 不朽機器永恆輪迴 Immortal technology. Infinite samsara.

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Max Conradt @max_conradt

19 hours ago

TLB miss / LLC miss / minor page fault is I/O

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Max Conradt @max_conradt

2 days ago

Huang giveth and Altman taketh away

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Max Conradt @max_conradt

3 days ago

We got a dedicated PVP crime zone before we got GTA 6

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5 months ago

We got a dedicated PVP crime zone before we got GTA 6

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Max Conradt @max_conradt

3 days ago

"You don't need to duplicate 100 lines of code between Python and Rust, you can create bindings for the Rust code using PyO3 and Maturin and call it from Python!"

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Max Conradt @max_conradt

3 days ago

Overheard in SF: "You don't need step by step feedback for each task to solve the Math Olympiad, but you do need it to solve real world business processes"

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I wish there was an autism guild that gave me write access to the entire Internet so I could fix typos. Sometimes they're rather obscure, e.g. missing a closing parenthesis at the end of a paragraph. This should have been built into the Internet from the beginning.

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Max Conradt @max_conradt

4 days ago

My future wife is on the Money Stuff mailing list. That's how she will learn about me.

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Max Conradt @max_conradt

4 days ago

I asked my mom if she took Tylenol while she was pregnant with me. She said, "No, but I did listen to the Signals and Threads podcast by Jane Street".

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Max Conradt @max_conradt

5 days ago

I was so brainwashed by health influencers that I believed I woke up at 3am with my heart racing at 90bpm because of drinking too much coffee yesterday when there was actually an earthquake, which I didn't notice. In any case, a third dose of melatonin did the trick.

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Max Conradt @max_conradt

5 days ago

Medical professionals never told me that I could drink as much coffee as I want as long as I cancel it out with melatonin before bed. Good thing I don't always do as I'm told.

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Max Conradt @max_conradt

5 days ago

They made it up to trick anti-vaxxers into getting their kids vaccinated for measles

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Max Conradt @max_conradt

7 days ago

The kiwi party was permanent underclass coded

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Max Conradt @max_conradt

a week ago

No health / wellness guru will tell you that you can drink as much coffee / tea as you want as long as you pair it with ample water, daytime L-theanine, and evening melatonin.

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Max Conradt @max_conradt

a week ago

The Thiel Fellowship? You mean 20 under 20?

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Max Conradt @max_conradt

a week ago

If you're an engineer, "productivity" software adds zero/negative marginal value beyond a text editor, shell, Git, and Markdown files. If you're serious about getting sh*t done, those are all you need. If you aren't, no software will help you. These seem highly correlated.

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Max Conradt @max_conradt

2 weeks ago

Palo Alto has the highest percentage of autistic people in the world

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Max Conradt @max_conradt

2 weeks ago

Jane Street quant interview question (real): Restaurant charges $15 for omelettes on DoorDash. You can add extra eggs for FREE. But the more you add, the higher chance they fix the glitch. Unknown probability they patch it each day. What omelette ordering strategy maximizes EV?