Max Beizer @maxbeizer
Developer. Singer/songwriter/self-deprecator. maxbeizer.com Nashville, TN Joined April 2009-
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I have found Twitter to be so toxic that it was actively making me unhappy. Like on FB, I have essentially gone dark. If I miss a message or mention from you, I apologize.
If you think you can learn nothing from a beginner, you’re probably not really an expert.
RE: reading about monads... @cfactoid : haskell docs are a TRIP me: I can find easier ways to feel dumb
My non-grey hairs: let’s all go in this direction Greys: nah
So nice to meet you last night @GigCityElixir ! I hope you enjoyed our fair city
PSA: Weary and wary are not synonyms nor are they they same word.
80% of the invocations of Pareto's Law are 20% accurate.
Remember the song that starts “looks like we made it” — where did they make it to? In my head, it was always Denny’s. They made it to Denny’s.
TIL there's a name for taking extensive daytime activities into your evening dreams #TheTetrisEffect en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris_ef…
Dear @Conductor , unsubscribe means unsubscribe. What's the point of having an unsubscribe link if it doesn't work. Not a good look.
Every time a TV chef says "nice and..." I die a little inside.
TIL: some Australians are considering moving controversial Australia Day date from 26 January to 8 May. I say, "good onya, May 8." bbc.com/news/world-aus…
The one wherein I try to explain Bobby Tables to my in-laws… imgs.xkcd.com/comics/exploit…
Current favorite typo I make consistently: 'precious' when I mean 'previous'
.@Nodevember the @heroku after party is at Ruby. 2411 Blakemore— next door to Harris Hillman School. #nodevember2017
.@eastnashbeer @ @FlatrockCoffeeT : a perfect Nashville combo
NBD just my sister, leadering all the thoughts in Forbes.
NBD just my sister, leadering all the thoughts in Forbes.
I just had a really positive experience with @JetBlue customer service. It's great to have something nice to say about CSRs!

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