Max Beizer @maxbeizer

Developer. Singer/songwriter/self-deprecator. maxbeizer.com Nashville, TN Joined April 2009

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Max Beizer @maxbeizer

5 years ago

I have found Twitter to be so toxic that it was actively making me unhappy. Like on FB, I have essentially gone dark. If I miss a message or mention from you, I apologize.

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Hunter Loftis @HunterLoftis

7 years ago

If you think you can learn nothing from a beginner, you’re probably not really an expert.

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Max Beizer @maxbeizer

7 years ago

RE: reading about monads... @cfactoid : haskell docs are a TRIP me: I can find easier ways to feel dumb

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Max Beizer @maxbeizer

7 years ago

My non-grey hairs: let’s all go in this direction Greys: nah

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Max Beizer @maxbeizer

7 years ago

So nice to meet you last night @GigCityElixir ! I hope you enjoyed our fair city

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Tamara Scott @T_scottie

7 years ago

PSA: Weary and wary are not synonyms nor are they they same word.

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Max Beizer @maxbeizer

7 years ago

80% of the invocations of Pareto's Law are 20% accurate.

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Max Beizer @maxbeizer

7 years ago

Remember the song that starts “looks like we made it” — where did they make it to? In my head, it was always Denny’s. They made it to Denny’s.

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Careless LISPer @GODOverDjinn

8 years ago

TIL there's a name for taking extensive daytime activities into your evening dreams #TheTetrisEffect en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris_ef…

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Max Beizer @maxbeizer

8 years ago

Dear @Conductor , unsubscribe means unsubscribe. What's the point of having an unsubscribe link if it doesn't work. Not a good look.

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Max Beizer @maxbeizer

8 years ago

Every time a TV chef says "nice and..." I die a little inside.

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Max Beizer @maxbeizer

8 years ago

TIL: some Australians are considering moving controversial Australia Day date from 26 January to 8 May. I say, "good onya, May 8." bbc.com/news/world-aus…