max @maxclang
not a fan; do better substack.com/@maxclang Greenpoint, Brooklyn Joined September 2012-
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I am begging you all to please stop calling your workflows AI agents
Every time I open LinkedIn I feel the need to vomit
most morning people are not *actually* morning people… they’re just disciplined
From the inside, every company looks like a shit show. …and from the outside, every competitor looks like the New York Yankees. these are just the rules!
I asked chatGPT to create 8-bit/pixelated versions of famous modern landmarks in DALL·E 3. The results are beautiful. 1. Fallingwater House
please God: give us one more tech boom I promise we won't screw it up this time
dudes will spend $18k a month on supplements, a cybertronic upside down mattress, and a barrage of occult medical procedures to live five years longer and spend every single one of them doing b2b software sales and not knowing their kids names.
Born too early to explore space Born too late to explore the earth Born just in time to sell B2b SaaS
I accidentally used my mom’s fabric scissors to cut wrapping paper and now the cops are here
Men used to go to war and now they sell b2b SaaS
A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵
Zoom is down so naturally I check twitter to see if its everybody or just us. Its everybody.
Today, I'm thrilled to share our $20M Series A led by @craft_ventures with @bonfire_vc, @bullpencap, and @CRV. Learn more: hubs.la/Q012WhV20 And, we're hiring a ton! Drop me a DM if interested. 🚀
Your startups homepage has less than 3 seconds to hook visitors These are what high-performing homepages look like. For every industry including yours:
Now that Bill and Melinda Gates are officially divorced, Melinda will upgrade from Bill's microsoft to something much more satisfying

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