maxfaneuff @maxfaneuff

I think if you say something, you should put your name on it. San Francisco, CA Joined November 2008

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maxfaneuff @maxfaneuff

3 years ago

The post-Christmas pre-new years dead slow news week, in a single example

NBC News @NBCNews

3 years ago

Actor Pierce Brosnan receives citations for traveling off-trail into restricted areas of Yellowstone National Park. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/p…

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maxfaneuff @maxfaneuff

3 years ago

Yankees fans: “Can we get Juan Soto?” Brian Cashman: “No, we have Juan Soto at home.” The Juan Soto at home:

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Carolina Hurricanes @Canes

3 years ago

Coming down the stairs on Thanksgiving ready for a full day of feasting

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maxfaneuff @maxfaneuff

3 years ago

My favorite part of NFL RedZone today was when Scott Hanson killed Jimmy Carter

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Exonerated “Central Park Five” member Yusef Salaam has won a seat on the New York City Council, more than three decades after he was wrongfully accused and convicted as a teenager in the rape case. bit.ly/49qXavJ

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maxfaneuff @maxfaneuff

3 years ago

@SaraCivian Upon serving a minor penalty, a player coming out of the box must skate immediately to the bench. No player should gain a strategic positioning advantage as a result of taking a penalty. I’m sick of seeing the PK immediately turn into a break-away goal.

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maxfaneuff @maxfaneuff

3 years ago

TO: Brian Cashman SUBJECT: u up?

The Associated Press @AP

3 years ago

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maxfaneuff @maxfaneuff

3 years ago

youtu.be/51cjxSrlAtc?si… Cashman screaming his name at the TV as Andrew Heaney earns a World Series win

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maxfaneuff @maxfaneuff

3 years ago

@yarotrof Berkeley student rally in support for this mob scheduled for Wednesday

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maxfaneuff @maxfaneuff

3 years ago

NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon

3 years ago

We were told a recession was coming. Now the economy is booming. Another broken Biden promise.

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The Onion @TheOnion

3 years ago

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/49c79oE

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maxfaneuff @maxfaneuff

3 years ago

Baseball Images that Precede Unfortunate Events @UnfortunateMLB

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maxfaneuff @maxfaneuff

3 years ago

Browns beat the 49ers Jets beat the Eagles Giants come within a yard and the worst pass over run play call since the Seahawks in the superbowl short of beating the Bills Welcome to the Nobody Knows Nothing week in the NFL There’s at least one every year

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maxfaneuff @maxfaneuff

3 years ago

Yankees said they didn’t see Montgomery as part of their post-season rotation They didn’t specify that was because they didn’t plan on having a post-season rotation

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#RingerNFLShow @ringernflshow

3 years ago

'Christian McCaffrey is headed to the locker room' Fantasy managers:

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Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente

3 years ago

Barstool Pizza Review - Sunrise Pizzeria (Rye, NY) presented by @rhoback

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maxfaneuff @maxfaneuff

3 years ago

This movie is BOR-ING

Max Mannis @MaxMannis

3 years ago

Since this quote, the Jays have been swept in the playoffs by two different teams that hadn't won a playoff series in 20+ years

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maxfaneuff @maxfaneuff

3 years ago

The people responsible for maintaining the largest & most powerful government on earth don’t even understand how fire alarms work

Andrew Solender @AndrewSolender

3 years ago

NEW: Bowman spox Emma Simon on him pulling the fire alarm. “Congressman Bowman did not realize he would trigger a building alarm as he was rushing to make an urgent vote. The Congressman regrets any confusion.”

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maxfaneuff @maxfaneuff

3 years ago

Bragging wildly about throwing out the first pitch and then immediately making excuses for why you’ll suck at throwing out the first pitch is a perfect example of what has always bugged me about Stephen A.