Pango Bismol 🐙 @maximumPango

a man of limitless accomplishment and unbridled modesty pango.substack.com Salazore (Former) Joined October 2017

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Pango Bismol 🐙 @maximumPango

a year ago

Famous superhero Musk Man flies in the air over the ruins of Twittertropolis, scanning for his arch enemies, Coherent Reasoning Woman and the Basic Decency Gang

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Pango Bismol 🐙 @maximumPango

a year ago

"Grok, make up the dumbest shit you can think of to gin up more hate"

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Pango Bismol 🐙 @maximumPango

a year ago

many people are asking @JDVance about allegations that he is an asshole

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an insider tells me the Meta outage today is due to a zero-day exploit where all the images posted to Meta platforms are turned into female-presenting nipples, and it made Zuck super duper mad so he unplugged the server

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Pango Bismol 🐙 @maximumPango

2 years ago

It's bad that soon video and audio will no longer be able to be trusted as documentation of reality. Until now everyone has been in so much agreement about what is true.

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Pango Bismol 🐙 @maximumPango

2 years ago

Fun fact: Neuralink exists because Elon Musk wants to digitally capture human emotions and feed them into his brain so he can finally be cool

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Pango Bismol 🐙 @maximumPango

2 years ago

I am not liking this Swiftification of the American Britneyscape.

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Pango Bismol 🐙 @maximumPango

2 years ago

if only you had asked your own product first

Ilya Sutskever @ilyasut

2 years ago

if only you had asked your own product first https://t.co/n6skrkDsvN

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Pango Bismol 🐙 @maximumPango

2 years ago

People will tell you to try "this authentic NY style pizza" and then show you some pretentious thing that literally zero rats have chewed on

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Pango Bismol 🐙 @maximumPango

2 years ago

I see Elon is escalating his own accidental war against the relevance of his own platform

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Pango Bismol 🐙 @maximumPango

2 years ago

bosses are radicalizing our nation's youth

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Pango Bismol 🐙 @maximumPango

2 years ago

What if the banging sound is a colony of people descended from Titanic survivors trapped at the bottom of the ocean for 111 years

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phillys black marxist ☭ @Forever_noir_

2 years ago

Y’all: “eat the rich” The ocean eats the rich and the people celebrate Y’all: “no not like that”

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Pango Bismol 🐙 @maximumPango

2 years ago

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2 years ago

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Pango Bismol 🐙 @maximumPango

2 years ago

This person experienced ego death because Twitter banned some weird crypto scam account, and I've been doing it with psychedelics like a chump for years

Downsin Jerome @DeFiDownsin

2 years ago

This person experienced ego death because Twitter banned some weird crypto scam account, and I've been doing it with psychedelics like a chump for years