Student Snippets @mburgsnippets
Student Snippets is the unofficial fan account of Mercersburg Academy, recording the random snippets of conversation that I hear without context Mercersburg, PA Joined August 2017-
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"I'll give you 20 gold for the toenail juice."
“That’s a straight boy mentality.” “If that’s true then I’m gay.”
"She wants to flush a fish down the toilet but she wants to shit on it first."
"She just told our waiter that she keeps crystal meth in her basement, and then asked for beard growing tips."
“You need to explore your sauce options. Really dive right in.”
“They’re the same thing.” “Actually, they’re not. An o’possum is a general term for all possums. A possum is a sub-species of a possum.”
“Yes I have tested this theory by gathering a bunch of Brazil nuts and pelting my family with them.”
“I mean if you could not physically bear a child. Like, you can’t if you’re sterile.”
“I feel like she would grow something she isn’t supposed to grow.” “Weed.”
"I don't need to take notes on my notes! I *have* my notes!"
"Talk to me like you talk to a water filtration system."
"I have a quick solution: Remove your uterus."
"I hate couples. Not because anything is wrong with them, but because everything is wrong with me."
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