Sam 🦔 @mcnew_sam

I’m here for a good time but that’s not really working out for me Indiana Joined January 2018

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Sam 🦔 @mcnew_sam

3 years ago

Why do all of my baby’s pants have real pockets but most of mine don’t 😤

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Sam 🦔 @mcnew_sam

3 years ago

Not me having a baby name crisis the night before I get induced 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Sam 🦔 @mcnew_sam

4 years ago

Weather next weekend at home: gorgeous Weather next weekend where I’m traveling (and will be outdoors all weekend): cold and rainy 😒

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Sam 🦔 @mcnew_sam

4 years ago

When none of your close friends have kids yet, it definitely feels like this 😅

LLD❤️ @LovelyBone__

4 years ago

When none of your close friends have kids yet, it definitely feels like this 😅

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Y’all today I bought a car. By myself. I even negotiated with the sales guy a bit and I feel like I got a good deal 😌 so ladies I’m here to tell you: you do not need a man to go with you to buy a car!

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Sam 🦔 @mcnew_sam

5 years ago

Why does no one warn you how overwhelming the process of buying a house is????

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Sam 🦔 @mcnew_sam

5 years ago

A man in a restaurant just tried to hit on my table of friends (all girls) with the line: “you all look like you could be from Michigan State, who are you rooting for in March madness?” Like...????

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Sarah Smith 🦙 @sarahesmith23

5 years ago

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 — 𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛 — a state of being in which you are employed and healthy during a pandemic but you're also tired and depressed and feel like trash all the time

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🧏🏾 @HawkesAFC

5 years ago

This lockdown is hitting me differently, I’m losing interest in basically everything and i just feel tired 24/7

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kbarley @kbarley66

5 years ago

Our world was not built for women. Someone could probably write a book about this, but here are a few examples I've been thinking about recently: 1/

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m (she/her) @marinara_sawce

5 years ago

Being at 0% ICU capacity means one bad car accident, one bad fall, one bad allergic reaction, etc. where you’d otherwise survive could literally kill you. 0% ICU capacity affects EVERYONE not just those who get covid

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Sam 🦔 @mcnew_sam

5 years ago

Sometimes I wish I was dating a woman just because I’m much better at picking out gifts for women 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Sam 🦔 @mcnew_sam

5 years ago

Wow I thought this was a horrible week because I worked four days in a row on my extremely busy unit, but now it’s a horrible week because when I finally have a day off I wake up and someone stole the entire tire from my car??? I have to be due for some good karma soon 😞

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Sam 🦔 @mcnew_sam

5 years ago

Does anyone else feel like if they don’t do anything on a day with nice weather they’re wasting their lives?

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US Quadball 🏐 @USQuadball2go

5 years ago

Seeing as how JK Rowling is back on her TERF bullshit AGAIN, I’d like to remind everyone that we strive to be inclusive af here and see you and accept you and validate you

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Sam 🦔 @mcnew_sam

5 years ago

So these people had their dog outside while I was bringing in groceries...the dog jumped inside my car and was chillin like we were gonna go for a ride. The best part...the dog’s name was Lizzo