Dustin Wheeler 🔥 @mdwheele

Developer. SomeOps. Testing. #DDD. #CQRS. #EventSourcing. dustinwheeler.com Raleigh, NC - USA Joined October 2010

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Dustin Wheeler 🔥 @mdwheele

a year ago

Anyone complaining about Rails req/vCPU hasn't seen my single-threaded Node.js app eat dogshit after I accidentally made it send +100k queries to the database. Nobody cares. It all sucks and so do we. Until we don't.

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Dustin Wheeler 🔥 @mdwheele

3 years ago

Rebuilding my echo chamber on an elephant is already going better than on the back of a small bird.

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Dustin Wheeler 🔥 @mdwheele

4 years ago

Why is "Syntax Error: 23" code for "E_INVALID_END_TAG" WHY... POOP...

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Dustin Wheeler 🔥 @mdwheele

4 years ago

No idea how this works, but upgrading one of our apps to @tailwindcss 3.0 made it feel SO MUCH SNAPPIER with literally no changes to the project ...

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wrbeaudo @wrbeaudo

4 years ago

I'm looking to hire a couple we programmers is anyone knows someone who wants to do cool stuff with some great people: jobs.ncsu.edu/postings/146775

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Sasha Czarkowski 🇺🇦 @DivineOps

4 years ago

@Stephandsec All code is technical debt 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Dustin Wheeler 🔥 @mdwheele

4 years ago

Someone take Laravel's Eloquent and make a Node/TypeScript version of it. Thanks!

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PHP RFC Bot @PHPRFCBot

4 years ago

New #PHP Under Discussion RFC: Property Accessors wiki.php.net/rfc/property_a…

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Dustin Wheeler 🔥 @mdwheele

4 years ago

Your source code is NOT a darling to behold. It is a demon to be exorcised or a monster to be destroyed. It leaches the lives of your team in terms of cognitive load. Don't defend source code and implementation. Defend value systems and ideas!

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Dustin Wheeler 🔥 @mdwheele

4 years ago

If you ever feel the need to preface a statement with "I'm not racist but...", you probably should have reconsidered your life-choices 4 words ago...

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Kent Beck 🌻 @KentBeck

4 years ago

A 12-month roadmap is like a box of a dozen donuts & you can only eat 1 a month. By the time you get to 10, 11, 12 you'd really rather eat a fresh one. But no, you're in the Clean Plate Club so you choke 'em down.

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Tim Maier @timmaier02

4 years ago

Refactored a lot of custom components with @tailwindlabs headless ui components. Feels like I’ve had a small engineering team come in and rebuild the website. These components are snappier and more reliable than I could’ve ever achieved. Big ups @malfaitrobin

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Ahmad Shadeed @shadeed9

5 years ago

BIG NEWS: TailwindCSS is coming to Chromium! From now on, you will build websites with literally 0KB CSS!! 🤯

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Dustin Wheeler 🔥 @mdwheele

5 years ago

In a merge request today: "This was put in place because Safari doesn't support the STANDARD time input field and will send literal dumpster bats to your house that are out for blood." It's true.

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Dustin Wheeler 🔥 @mdwheele

5 years ago

Spent a bit looking at upgrading a 10k LoC Vue application from 2 to 3 (and also making the leap to Vite) and the largest blocker was... A package I wrote that doesn't support Vue 3 yet! Really great stuff. Vite is a game-changer, 4,000%.

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Dustin Wheeler 🔥 @mdwheele

5 years ago

Out of all the things work/pandemic related, the thing I miss the most is getting up from the desk, pinging a "Anybody wanna grab some coffee?" and sitting down to shoot the shit for even a few minutes.

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Dustin Wheeler 🔥 @mdwheele

5 years ago

Currently forking the Linux kernel and writing a furious tweet about how they owe me everything now. It's going to be great. ... Guys there's a fucking pandemic. Be excellent to one another. Shit. #TailwindGate