Michael Dwyer @mdwyerfoo
I promise to not talk about the weather. @[email protected] Colorado & PNW, USA Joined October 2008-
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when society collapses in a peak-oil-induced armageddon, I'm going to miss oranges the most.
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Her license plate says "GODISLV". Well, nobody can speak for God, but I'd really lv it if she would stay in her own lane.
lives in constant fear of meeting someone in real life that I've seen naked on the internet. What would I possibly say to them?? "Um. Hi?"
NOT setting my clocks four months ago totally paid off today. I'm a fricken' genius.
: You're so vain. I bet you think these status messages are about you.
is thirty-something years old, and STILL can't leave any body parts hanging off the bed, lest they get eaten by the monsters underneath.
Netflix removed the movie notes feature, so I'm no longer able to defend my movie ratings to my friends. That totally sucks.
MiLa @MilixVerse
143 Followers 3K Following Colorado hustle | medical sales by day, gym & books by heart DMs? Always 📥
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Laurence @tjcdk400699Shr
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Hallie M. Bezner @HallieBezner
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Eric Moyer @moyerek
291 Followers 853 Following Traveler, Beer Lover and Maker of Things (some of them actually finished)
Kelli Jones @KelliJo55456236
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Mike Whitmore @mikewhitmore
86K Followers 75K Following Advisory Board President | Partner w/ biz owners & executives to optimize taxes & build abundant cash flow | Senior VP Wealth Advisor | Husband, Drummer #Jeep
Mark Smith 🐘 @smittyhalibut
3K Followers 645 Following Ham radio (N6MTS), father, husband. Head Cheese of Halibut Electronics. He/Him. This account is mostly idle. See https://t.co/USnMXjoh3p
Halibut Electronics @HalibutElec
835 Followers 847 Following Halibut Electronics: Filling Niches In The Ham Radio And Audiophile Markets Since 2022. SOAR: Satellite Optimized Amateur Radio.
Craig Jones @albanwr
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Glen Akins 🐀 @bikerglen
3K Followers 1K Following Building gadgets, riding bikes, and fighting the good fight for municipal broadband. Some days you're a mountain goat; other days you're a fainting goat. 🐐
not plygrnd @not_plygrnd
1K Followers 583 Following bomboclat. Former “Voice of the Researcher” at Amazon Web Services. Current "Baddie Basher" at @vultr. Views/opinions are my own.
Unclickable @unclickableproj
337 Followers 4K Following Welcome the murky world of ad fraud, the fastest growing Cyber Crime you've never heard of.
no longer here. @0xfailure
762 Followers 1K Following I try to avoid this place. Engineer not as in "I went to school for it" but Engineer as in "I fucked around and had fun learning from it".
Gena Vincent @GenaVin73120642
350 Followers 3K Following
Andrew Jorgensen @ajorg
288 Followers 134 Following Husband and Father, Latter-day Saint, Linux and Open Source. Sr Staff Noogler (not a lawyer, opinions my own). @[email protected]
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Kitty Pinson @PinsonKitty
395 Followers 3K Following
DynamoDB @dynamodb
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Demonda-Art @DemondaArt
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Andrew van der Stock @vanderaj
8K Followers 6K Following Please come see me on Linked In. DMs not monitored.
Crispin Cowan 🇺�... @CrispinCowan0
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Jenet Harris @dcmj122
809 Followers 4K Following l Love Travel, Peace, Nature. I like studying foreign languages. Following back 100%
Peter Bowen @pzb
2K Followers 855 Following Trying to keep up with wife & kids. Sometimes try to provide sage advice, usually just rant. Tweets: my own. he/him also https://t.co/J7XHg0bMrN
Jane Oppermann @janeoppermann
182 Followers 593 Following A Lutheran, Liberal, Lover of Literature and Lists, (And Apparently Alliteration).
Samuel Karp (@samuelk... @samuelkarp
2K Followers 516 Following Anti fascist. Chair of the @OCI_ORG TOB. Staff Software Engineer @google. Opinions = mine. He/him. @[email protected]
Bridget Sackey @BridgetSackey
12 Followers 919 Following I am a romantic woman I love to play the Piano I am a good cook I like to fish and I bait my own hook I also like to veg out in front of the tv and watch movies
AttyMrBunsEsq @BunsEsq
105 Followers 493 Following Lawyer who quickly, crudely doodles animals in suits to text to my daughters during long conference calls. Mechanical pencil and Post-Its. #InHouse #LawTwitter
Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt
439 Followers 472 Following Nerdy internet cat. Was once mistaken for a SecEng. Opinions my own. He/him/they/them https://t.co/GAu867EzGq
Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen
1.1M Followers 532K Following Standing for the future of America. Creator of @KrassenCast. Subscribe for additional content. Follow my twin: @Krassenstein.
ossiisound @ossiisound1
29 Followers 973 Following Flaunt your coolness and listen to music/make calls with a pair Ossii Sound bone conduction glasses!
Ishkur @Ishkur23
3K Followers 44 Following I use big words so I sound more photosynthesis. https://t.co/DRVaHEoIpR https://t.co/Vt2kOz4JYx @ishkur.bsky.social
Sonja Shio @SonjaShio
54K Followers 210 Following Cosplayer, streamer, and ero model. No, I didn't follow you to sell you anything. I probably just think you're cool.
OSAけちゃん @osakechan0
31K Followers 567 Following 初めまして⭐︎ プロフィールをご覧いただきありがとうございます。アプリは友達から勧められて始めましたが使い方まだよくわかってません。
AMAZUbot🫠 @sin_amazu
80K Followers 361 Following commission CLOSE https://t.co/oCDELQ1Fyl https://t.co/Za0N0jSmA4 banner: @Akiko_oc
✨Witch Vivi✨ @Synthetic_Witch
883 Followers 786 Following Vivian | she/her | 31 | Writer - I run @capsule_169! Stupid smart person. Self-made synthetic girl. 🖊️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️👭🚄🎮 sometimes NSFW 🔞
Washington State Dept... @waDNR
138K Followers 7K Following Managing, sustaining, and protecting the health & productivity of Washington's lands and waters. 👤@CPL_Dave 🔥@WaDNR_Fire 🌲@waDNR_Forests
Kansai Photos @KansaiPhotos
4K Followers 5K Following 🇺🇸American in Japan🇯🇵, blogging about Japan, festivals, kendo, cosplay, teaching ESL/EFL... https://t.co/jI1TntAJk5 on 🦋
jenfoxbot (she/her) @jenfoxbot
969 Followers 386 Following dabbled in dark matter, created a job blending engineering, art, science, tech, and edu! -- Sr. PM for maker stuff @ Microsoft Founder/CEO of FoxBot Industries
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Pudge 🔞 @Pudge_Ruffian
175K Followers 44 Following More active on Bluesky 🏳️🌈 -Art -NSFW -Comms: PAUSED -M/31 SFW: @Pudge_Fluffian https://t.co/jDrvlYVYqR 🚫AI will be blocked on sight
Foxfeather Zenkova @foxfeather
29K Followers 814 Following Artist, falconer, yak-wrangler, beekeeper, owned-by-emus. Licensed wildlife rehabilitator and educator, focusing on vulture conservation.
Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews
344K Followers 896 Following CBS News Justice Correspondent -- Syracuse University and WJPZ radio alum — 90's R&B superfan
Rebecca Newman @tibicina
146 Followers 316 Following She/Her. Generally geeky. Likely to have opinions on many, many subjects.
Talia 🌿 SF @TaliaGraceSable
40K Followers 298 Following Breaking up the monotony with some non-monogamy. SF-based executive escort, thot leader, and keeper of souls. Also at @elfgirltalia
Cassiopeia Quinn @QuinnCassiopeia
5K Followers 7 Following A free online comic about a couple of very different space-adventuring ladies by @gunwildprime and @psuedofolio. Follow for updates and bonus stuff!
AlertSeattle @AlertSeattle
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World's Most Aggravat... @badedgecases
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Mahoukarp @Twitchcon ... @Mahoukarp
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Shaina West @TheSamurider
73K Followers 30 Following ACTION ACTOR/PART-TIME SUPERHERO ‘The Samurider’ - HERO FOR HIRE - “This city needs a Hero.”
さいそう/齊藤�... @Soheiheihei
15K Followers 1K Following 趣味でオリジナルデザインのフィギュアとソフビを作っています。それぞれ販売もしています。https://t.co/lsn9NtIaaY https://t.co/oNzQcth69k 仕事はCM,MV等のCGディレクター。キャラクターデザインもたまにします。
neural oscillator of ... @mycoliza
21K Followers 1K Following wow, everything’s computer at @oxidecomputer
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SMKmeetup @smkmeetup
333 Followers 51 Following Next meetup: July 27th & 28th. https://t.co/vJc5LCrCk7
梵菊(soyogiku) @soyogi_maru
255K Followers 209 Following 🇯🇵/selfie/♀ 🚫All use my work of reuploading, retouch, trace, reference,copying(reproduce),misuse, AI training, etc is prohibited./@soyogi_maru_ /@soyogi_ls
Joshua Browder @jbrowder1
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Sega Protogenesis @gravislizard
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Stanley Artgerm™ La... @Artgerm
206K Followers 266 Following Digital Artist, Designer and Art Educator who live and breathe art for the past 30 years. https://t.co/M4hOE3p1ul
ruthsarian @ruthsarian
126 Followers 241 Following
Matt Keeter @impraxical
2K Followers 1K Following Weird CAD and graphics research; embedded software @oxidecomputer This account is inactive; see Mastadon / Bluesky for current posts
Xenon @Xenon_we
88K Followers 19 Following Hey! I’m Xenon😊 You can find more 🔥 content and support me by clicking on the link⬇️
✨Case✨ @caseorganic
26K Followers 9K Following Cyborg Anthropologist and author. Founder, Calm Tech Institute. Advisor @mui_labo. Former @BKCHarvard @CivicMIT.
✨ charlyn ✨ // @c... @chardane
3K Followers 526 Following Coder by sunlight, maker by moonlight. I make things because I just can’t not 💖 IG: chardane
savannahXYZ @savannahXYZart
138K Followers 2K Following Character Artist on Haste w/Landfall Games | Professional Shitposter | Gamer Mom | Blood type B- She/Her 💗💜💙
Futureport 82 @futureport82
6K Followers 88 Following Rebuilding Future World, Opening Day 1982. Release the Universe of Energy source videos, Disney.
Taner Schenker @PicoAPRS
3K Followers 110 Following Inventor, designer, programmer and developer of PicoAPRS. The smallest APRS transceiver on this planet!
meowri @JennaLynnMeowri
1.5M Followers 979 Following I go live on https://t.co/CuuGLH0s5p | personal: @meowri 🐀 | 📧: [email protected]
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101K Followers 147 Following A portable multi-tool device in a toy-like body for pentesters and hardware geeks. Buy worldwide here ➡️ https://t.co/n09EKVnqri
Faith Erin Hicks @FaithErinHicks
24K Followers 341 Following I make comics! My newest graphic novel is Hockey Girl Loves Drama Boy, out October 3rd from @01FirstSecond.
January 6th Committee @January6thCmte
601K Followers 9 Following Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol | Representative @BennieGThompson, Chairman
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Genkai Zero @GenkaiZero
8K Followers 129 Following 限界ゼロ || Senior 3D Character Artist at Blizzard || Personal Account || Draws 2D for fun || Also on 🟦🦋Trends for United States
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