I did not know Godzilla was a lizard before yesterday. Jason told me that he was a big lizard. I was surprised. He asked “what did you think he was?” I told him, a monkey. He said “that’s King Kong”. I said “well no. I thought he was a taller and thinner monkey”
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@melanielynskey Melanie, I respect you immensely but this is... insane.
@melanielynskey now i'm honestly confused if you are comparing me to a giant lizard or a giant monkey MELANIE YOU ARE A MAD GENIUS