smelly walls @melwals

they ✨Taurus ✨INFP open.spotify.com/user/126396301… Asheville, NC Joined July 2015

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i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies

7 years ago

if an iranian airstrike killed the u.s. secretary of defense potentially setting off a regional war would yall still be making these ww3 jokes

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parisima @cowboypar

7 years ago

Americans tweeting about being scared about war as if the other wars raged in the Middle East have endangered them in the slightest. If anything, actual Iranians should be in your thoughts right now.

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smelly walls @melwals

7 years ago

Anyone: says anything Me: can’t relate

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7 years ago

Trying to engage in normal conversation and remembering not everyone is constantly having an existential crisis like I am is always a shocker

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Dae ✨ ⚢ @Artbaesel

7 years ago

Potting concept:

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smelly walls @melwals

7 years ago

I thought I wasn’t a Lana Del Rey bitch anymore but this album is uh really good tbh

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7 years ago

I don’t trust anyone who sits in a chair with both feet squarely on the ground... get that shit away from me

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7 years ago

I just remembered when I was 7 I had this idea that cars should have mini wind turbines on top so they would harness the wind when the car goes fast and then use it to power the car

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IAMFASHION @IAMFASHlON

7 years ago

Adut Akech for the September Issue of Vogue Australia. Photographed by Andrew Nuding.

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smelly walls @melwals

7 years ago

I’m a Taurus and that’s why I wanna go back to sleep

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7 years ago

I’m marrying a friend

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smelly walls @melwals

7 years ago

Lol I stg it’s just my face! I can be actively experiencing joy and I will still get asked this. I try to smile all the time so people don’t think I’m mean but that shits exhausting honestly

☽☉☾ @solelunastro

7 years ago

person: what’s wrong? are you mad? earth signs: that’s just my face person: you sure? earth signs:

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smelly walls @melwals

7 years ago

One time an old white lady in Charlotte accused me of stealing her wallet, flagged down a cop car, and then proceeded to find her wallet in her purse

what’s the dumbest thing a customer has gotten mad at you for? i’ll start, last week i had a woman yell at me for putting a straw in her soda cup because “we need to save our oceans” and then proceeded to order a $55 party boat of raw fish because this is a fucking sushi bar

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7 years ago

This is why we get so tired we don’t leave home for days 🙃

𝚐𝚊𝚋𝚒 @igabitha

7 years ago

the amount of earth placement people i know that set super high standards for themselves that they don’t even believe they are even capable of reaching is astounding. i wonder if they’re tired because i’m pretty sure this is a diff type of self neglect and abuse.

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smelly walls @melwals

7 years ago

Last night I dreamed I was rescuing baby jellyfish and they didn’t sting me at all they were just nice and squishy as I moved them to their own little tanks to keep them safe

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smelly walls @melwals

7 years ago

@asapzoltan Apparently it’s so the females have room to produce more eggs!

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josh! @queersocialism

7 years ago

i hate the discourse surrounding consumption in the west, b/c it’s always either “go vegan to save the world,” which we know is one of the great liberal fallacies or “let people enjoy things,” that downplays the fact that we, in the west, absolutely have a consumption problem.