Muppety Methodist Mystic @methodistmuppet
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there are actually quite a few disabilities you can cure but autism being a life long neurodevelopmental one means that the potential cure is probably so complicated and beyond our medical science that it would be easier to just provide supports for the foreseeable future
there are actually quite a few disabilities you can cure but autism being a life long neurodevelopmental one means that the potential cure is probably so complicated and beyond our medical science that it would be easier to just provide supports for the foreseeable future
You need to spell words out in full so I don’t think this woman had a fatal poo
You need to spell words out in full so I don’t think this woman had a fatal poo
Paul compared himself to a nursing mother. Peter uses metaphor of breastmilk for "the word." Jesus draws on imagery of a brooding mother hen to describe his affection. If you're flipping out over theo poems that reference female reproductive system: Bro, do you even Bible?
@RogueCenturion @not_our_guy If you’re willing to excuse blasphemous nonsense being propagated in the name of Christ (which ought to offend anyone zealous for his name) because you don’t like the ADL, I think its pretty clear to all that you’re not really motivated by your love for Christianity.
Guys, "Christian identity" refers to a specific cult group. It's basically the White equivalent of the Black Hebrew Israelites.
Guys, "Christian identity" refers to a specific cult group. It's basically the White equivalent of the Black Hebrew Israelites.
Um. Am I gonna have to be the one to point out that the "AI actress" is very obviously a teenage girl?
Um. Am I gonna have to be the one to point out that the "AI actress" is very obviously a teenage girl?
I know several transgender people. I’ve broken bread with them, loved them, cared for them. I think it makes a world of difference to actually know a trans person because when you love someone you don’t diminish their humanity. You want to see people honor them and respect…
The thing about cities (and if you’re conservative this may rub you the wrong way) they typically outlive the empire in which they were born. NYC will more than likely be here after America is gone.
The thing about cities (and if you’re conservative this may rub you the wrong way) they typically outlive the empire in which they were born. NYC will more than likely be here after America is gone.
We want the war horse. Jesus rides a donkey. We want the eagle. The Holy Spirit descends as a dove. We want to take up swords. Jesus takes up a cross. We want the roaring lion. God comes as a slaughtered lamb. We keep trying to arm God. God keeps trying to disarm us.
You bemoan the fact America has no culture and yet you are too lazy and snobbish to carve a pumpkin. God doesn’t give you small indecipherable messages. He makes a pumpkin and tells you to carve it. It’s the least you can do
The more I push around a baby in a stroller the more I think the push for the ADA and disabled rights generally was the most underrated civil rights movement
The more I push around a baby in a stroller the more I think the push for the ADA and disabled rights generally was the most underrated civil rights movement
Feels slightly dishonest to reveal you subscribe to classical Protestant two kingdoms theology without acknowledging this means you think Joe Biden was appointed by God to bear the Temporal Sword & strike terror into evildoers 2020-2024. If he wasn’t, that theology falls apart!
Feels slightly dishonest to reveal you subscribe to classical Protestant two kingdoms theology without acknowledging this means you think Joe Biden was appointed by God to bear the Temporal Sword & strike terror into evildoers 2020-2024. If he wasn’t, that theology falls apart!
Christian Nationalism is a counterfeit gospel. It does not represent Jesus.😔
Truth.
This is what scares me most about screen culture. It's extinguishing hobbies, communities, print culture, curiosity, embodiedness. All the things that once brought meaning and fulfillment. We need a return to reading, a return to nature, a return to tangible living.
This is what scares me most about screen culture. It's extinguishing hobbies, communities, print culture, curiosity, embodiedness. All the things that once brought meaning and fulfillment. We need a return to reading, a return to nature, a return to tangible living.
Poverty IS caused by people’s sin. Just… typically not the sin of the impoverished. That’s why the idea that Jesus died to save *me* from *my* sins is a shallow gospel. The Good News is that, in The Way, we find salvation from sin *period*. Ours and others.
Poverty IS caused by people’s sin. Just… typically not the sin of the impoverished. That’s why the idea that Jesus died to save *me* from *my* sins is a shallow gospel. The Good News is that, in The Way, we find salvation from sin *period*. Ours and others.
Our neighbours will know that we are Christians • not by our theology • not by our “rightness” • not by how we debate • not by how we convince others of their sinfulness But they will know we are Christians by our love
"Charlie Kirk was martyred. You say, 'Well I thought he was a political activist?' When your worldview is informed by the Word of God, those who would oppose you... do not oppose your view, they oppose your God." --Pastor Scott Grimm, preaching at Lamb's Chapel, Alamance County
call me RFK Jr. the way I’m looking for an autism link
a lot of people are going to be very surprised when they learn the cure for autism is embryo testing and discarding, early detection in pregnancy so you can terminate the pregnancy, and MAID.
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