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a day ago

FOZZIE BEAR: Hiya, hiya, hiya, hiya! (The audience boos.) FOZZIE BEAR: Bye-a, bye-a, bye-a, bye-a!

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"...If you look at the old home movies, everyone's around and ever once in a while you'd see this little blond blur just careen through the frame; that was me. I was just always going―and the faster the better." Happy Birthday, John Henson!

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3 days ago

WALDORF: Ehh. That wasn't much of a spectacle. STATLER: Wasn't even a monocle.

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4 days ago

DADDY DODO: Oh, are we on television? KERMIT: Um, yes, you are. MOMMY DODO: Let's go inside and watch!

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5 days ago

REPORTER: Can you tell me, why do we eat matzah on Passover? OSCAR THE GROUCH: Well, if you must know, nosy, it's because it's flat, like the way I sing! Happy Passover, Muppet fans!

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5 days ago

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RIZZO: Thank you for making me a part of this.

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5 days ago

ROBIN: Hey, Uncle Kermit? Could we become... extinct? KERMIT: Well, it's possible. Unless people can try to fix the damage they've caused to the earth. ROBIN: So it's really not up us. KERMIT: No, it's not. It's up to people. On this Earth Day, remember that's it's up to us.

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6 days ago

(On puppeteering for Sesame Street:) "We have a few rules here: always deodorant, never onions." Happy Birthday, Carmen Osbahr!

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a week ago

KERMIT: Yeah, when the guys find out the that the show isn't going forward, they're gonna be upset... except the band. They're always happy. Legally now.

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a week ago

BEAN BUNNY: Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, a cuteness special: Bean Bunny... that's me: "A Rabbit and His Whistle." #JHH35

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a week ago

BUGSY THEM: See this? Gorgeous, ain't it? Belonged to my dear departed mother. I remember the last thing she said to me. With tears in her eyes, she said, "Give back my vase, you little thief!" #JHH35

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a week ago

LEON: Welcome to "The Jim Henson Hour." We'll start out tonight with the Car Chase of the Week, followed by the Very Small Swimsuit Show, guaranteed to win friends! #JHH35

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2 weeks ago

KERMIT: Hmm, another underwater sheep and cockroach show. I hope people aren't getting tired of these underwater sheep and cockroach shows. #JHH35

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2 weeks ago

DIGIT: Alien beings are transmitting TV programs, not unlike our own. KERMIT: Huh? But that would prove - that would prove that there's intelligent life in other galaxies! DIGIT: No, it just proves they have television. #JHH35

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2 weeks ago

Do not adjust your screen! We're flashing back to celebrate the 35th anniversary of "The Jim Henson Hour" this week. Follow along with #JHH35!

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2 weeks ago

It's time for our annual #TaxDay tradition! Presenting the Merrill Lunch Hungerdunger McCormack All Accountant Marching Society!

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2 weeks ago

"Even those of us who believed in the show never imagined it would take on a life of its own... We assumed that like with every other job in TV, after a couple of years we'd be out on the street again." Happy Birthday, Jon Stone!

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2 weeks ago

CLIFFORD: Good evening, good evening. And welcome to Muppets Tonight, the show that has families all around the world saying... FAMILY: I don't get it.