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Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly

Get thee to Twitter where I, Uncle Deadly, deliciously dish about great acting, high fashion, and absolutely everything in between. Joined January 2016
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Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly

a month ago

A good maniacal laugh takes years of practice to perfect. I've been working on mine since 1976!

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Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly

2 months ago

I find the day after #ValentinesDay delightfully eerie. The pink and red decor and wardrobe returns to storage, limericks lose their charm, and little heart-shaped chocolates are 80% off.

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Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly

6 months ago

Ahh, #Halloween, my very favorite day. I've had a positively splendid day treating my coworkers to some tricks. As I always say: Why settle for trick OR treat when you can have both? Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

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Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly

7 months ago

If you intend to show up to any function fashionably late, it's important that you arrive FASHIONABLY. Those you've kept waiting are certain to forgive you if you look like a million bucks.

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Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly

8 months ago

Indeed, it is invigorating to once again be busting out the parkas, overcoats, and flannel – but beware the allure of Autumn outerwear! You don't want to be caught wearing cashmere in May. Trust me... I've been burned before.

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Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly

9 months ago

Some say you are what you eat – I say you are what you WEAR. Therefore, yours truly would be chic, modern, and a real bargain!

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Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly

9 months ago

In the world of fashion, you're only as stylish as your last outfit. Hence why I always include at least one piece crafted from cashmere on my person – cashmere never goes out of style.

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Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly

10 months ago

I'm no method actor, but I do have several friends who are. While I respect their craft, it's nearly impossible to get brunch together since most of them are playing characters who lived in a time before meals were combined into one.

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Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly

10 months ago

Some people are satisfied to simply have a walk-in closet, but not @MissPiggy... her contract demands nothing short of a drive-thru closet.

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Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly

10 months ago

I once considered developing a line of outwear that had real flames light up the sleeves. The tagline? "Where there's smoke, there's FASHION!" The safety regulations? Immediate no.

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Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly

a year ago

Although tomorrow is the first day of May, allow me humbly remind you that Summer does not officially commence until June 21st. Yes, sadly that means all fashion-forward thinkers should keep their flip-flops and board shorts put away for now... or forever.

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Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly

a year ago

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade – or, if you're a thespian, use the lemons to give yourself an authentically sour disposition! Works wonders for @MissPiggy.

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Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly

a year ago

All the world's a stage, and all the world's people are your audience! A performer must always be ready to put on a showstopper – hence why I always wear tap shoes. Annoying most of the time, breathtaking on some rare occasions.

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