Team America @mhacker97
Mugged by Reality. Imported from Detroit. Washington, D.C. Joined September 2009-
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Big Ten schools in the newest @usnews college rankings: 7. Northwestern 17. UCLA 20. Michigan 28. USC t-36. Illinois, Wisconsin 41. Ohio St t-42. Rutgers, Maryland, Washington 46. Purdue t-59. Penn St, Minnesota 64. Michigan St 73. Indiana 102. Iowa 110. Oregon 158. Nebraska
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College football today started with a 10am local Utah game and will end with Michigan State playing a conference game at 2am. Something once perfect has been ruined, but hey, at least some TV execs have made some money.
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One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.
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Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope
Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope https://t.co/lx9vG1MCil
RIP NYT kids section. Disappointed and saddened to see it go. Was a family favorite @nytimes
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I know we joke about stuff being incomprehensible to the European mind but 105,000 people giving a standing ovation to a 90-year-old man in a tuxedo after he puts on a mascot head is probably really hard for them to understand.
I know we joke about stuff being incomprehensible to the European mind but 105,000 people giving a standing ovation to a 90-year-old man in a tuxedo after he puts on a mascot head is probably really hard for them to understand.
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We used to be a proper country
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Okay, now we cyber bully Pizza Hut until they bring back the buffet and red cups.
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i’m sorry is this that scene from no country for old men
i’m sorry is this that scene from no country for old men
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I’m beginning to think Ken Martin is a GOP plant. This is the DNC doing disinformation to Democrats, using cooked polls to give disastrous advice that we can only hope candidates are smart enough to ignore. What the hell are we doing people?
I’m beginning to think Ken Martin is a GOP plant. This is the DNC doing disinformation to Democrats, using cooked polls to give disastrous advice that we can only hope candidates are smart enough to ignore. What the hell are we doing people?
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It's like they're trying to lose. This is just insanely bad advice.
It's like they're trying to lose. This is just insanely bad advice.
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We’re a tough football program! (Just don’t let the mean man who says bad things about us inside our stadium.)
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If DC handled crime the way it handles parking tickets, we wouldn’t need the National Guard or federal law enforcement.
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Hey @grok who is the only football team in the big ten to vacate wins for cheating?
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How could this have possibly happened?
How could this have possibly happened? https://t.co/P4zuESun4v
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Coffee shops should have a special line, like TSA Pre-Check, for people ordering just black coffee.
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I found the greatest mural ever
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Shohei Ohtani is awesome because he’s one of the greatest athletes of all time and is also always getting into bizarre real world Kramer B-plots from Seinfeld
Shohei Ohtani is awesome because he’s one of the greatest athletes of all time and is also always getting into bizarre real world Kramer B-plots from Seinfeld
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