I want to move to Australia for like 3 months some day, but what the fuck am I to do about the spiders?
@miakhalifa Only some of them will eat you. You should be more worried about the drop-bears.
@miakhalifa I think you should worry about snakes there too. This country looks amazing, but almost anything can poison you. Even the platypus. 🦉😘
@miakhalifa That’s just a long vacation…
@miakhalifa There's good ones and bad ones. The good ones eat the bad ones. The down side is, the good ones are the largest. They won't actually hurt you. This is a moderately sized example
@miakhalifa the spiders are so fine here! they generally leave people alone (a spider did not write this)
@miakhalifa You bite one. Make an example out of that one to the rest and they’ll never mess with you again. For 3 seasons anyways. So yea, once a year I’d say. And I’m making this up because if so this if I was going to Australia 🤔
@miakhalifa Let's work out how many people die to firearms per year in America than to spiders in Australia. Trust me, you'll be safer over here.
@miakhalifa The only spider you need to worry about in #Australia is #schomo
@miakhalifa @DickStacyy Can you give this poor girl some advice?