Michael C Thomas💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @michael_c_t

Retired. Now playing blues harmonica and keyboards to pass the time. Worst jokes are my own. Spurs/Scarlets supporter. Proud Welshman. Suffolk, UK Joined April 2015

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Michael C Thomas💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @michael_c_t

5 days ago

A hilarious e-book about everyday situations most of us find ourselves in from time to time. ***ONLY 99p*** (currency equivalents) Read it on your phone, laptop or tablet. And don’t forget, it’s ***FREE*** on #KindleUnlimited! Look inside here:- amazon.co.uk/Go-Have-Laugh-…

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Michael C Thomas💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @michael_c_t

a month ago

'Energy bills to rise by more than expected ahead of winter.' #whatasurprise

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Michael C Thomas💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @michael_c_t

a month ago

Did you know new and resurfaced roads in the UK now come with potholes built in as standard 😁

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Michael C Thomas💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @michael_c_t

2 months ago

Can somebody please round up all the people who are playing drums @WEURO2025 and lock them in a soundproof cell until the competition is over. Thank you. #doingmyheadin 😄

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Michael C Thomas💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @michael_c_t

3 months ago

With no line judges @Wimbledon this year, I wonder how long it'll be before we get AI robotic players as well? Although I don't quite know how they would automate John McEnroe 😄 Could be interesting.

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Michael C Thomas💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @michael_c_t

3 months ago

I notice information on the cost of triple lock pension increases is conveniently being banded about in preparation for the Budget in the Autumn. Any bets on pensioners suffering yet again when it's cancelled?

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Michael C Thomas💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @michael_c_t

3 months ago

Rang my insurance company and asked for a quote. The woman said, 'To be, or not to be, that is the question.'

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Michael C Thomas💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @michael_c_t

3 months ago

I shall be headlining at Glastonbury next year.

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Michael C Thomas💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @michael_c_t

3 months ago

How much wear can you get out of a pair of underpants after a hole appears?

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Michael C Thomas💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @michael_c_t

4 months ago

Another stunning #England performance. Surely must be World Cup favourites after that. 😄

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Michael C Thomas💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @michael_c_t

5 months ago

First cut of the grass today. Now it's going to expect one every weekend 😒

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Michael C Thomas💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @michael_c_t

6 months ago

Just listened to 'I'm Walking With You' on YouTube, superbly written and constructed by @wisemandebbie and magnificently played by Lucy The Pianist. If you get a chance, have a listen. You will be all the better for the experience.

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Michael C Thomas💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @michael_c_t

6 months ago

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Michael C Thomas💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @michael_c_t

6 months ago

A substation fire closes the whole of Heathrow all day? Surely not. What happened to disaster planning and backup facilities?

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Michael C Thomas💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @michael_c_t

7 months ago

Just watched @bbceastenders episode with Phil Mitchell's breakdown in the garage. What a stunning performance by Steve McFadden. Definitely should be 'best actor in a soap' this year. 👏👏👏