Michalah Vasilakes @michalahhopper

Resting Nice Face Louisville Joined August 2009

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Michalah Vasilakes @michalahhopper

2 years ago

Girls texting about what they look like before seeing each other: Okay but I haven’t showered in 62 years I look homeless What are you wearing because I’m wearing sweatpants Just a warning I’ll be in sweatpants Okay but this is what I look like right now

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Michalah Vasilakes @michalahhopper

2 years ago

Me interacting with my new eye doctor for most of the appointment without my contacts in

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Michalah Vasilakes @michalahhopper

2 years ago

Care.com is exactly like online dating but for a nanny. Someone will apply for the job and then ghost me. Why???

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Michalah Vasilakes @michalahhopper

2 years ago

Can someone explain to me why there are always nearly twice as many bathrooms than bedrooms in the houses on selling sunset. Does everyone in California have IBS?

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Michalah Vasilakes @michalahhopper

2 years ago

Wow excuse me while I fly out to California, rent a Miata and drive around the hills blasting Miley’s new album

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Michalah Vasilakes @michalahhopper

2 years ago

If I was honest in my work bio I would say I enjoy watching reality dating TV shows in my free time but I’m a ✨professional✨ so people think that I enjoy baking and gardening in my free time

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Michalah Vasilakes @michalahhopper

2 years ago

How many tabs are open on your phone? I’ll go first. 281

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Michalah Vasilakes @michalahhopper

3 years ago

I need a round of applause for not bringing a new glass of water to bed with me tonight instead I refilled one of the 6 glasses that are currently on my nightstand

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Michalah Vasilakes @michalahhopper

3 years ago

Who from your graduating high school class is a “recording artist in Nashville” and why is it gospel music?

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Michalah Vasilakes @michalahhopper

3 years ago

I have a job interview tomorrow I’ll let you know how it goes 💪🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Panda Express @PandaExpress

3 years ago

I have a job interview tomorrow I’ll let you know how it goes 💪🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

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Michalah Vasilakes @michalahhopper

3 years ago

I got a coffee this morning before going to my psychiatry appointment and the barista asked if I was doing anything fun today

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Michalah Vasilakes @michalahhopper

4 years ago

Can someone tell me what this move is called? I just want to be able to put a name to what the baby is doing inside of me 24/7. 24 7 🙂

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Erica Firpo @Moscerina

4 years ago

For@those who need a meditation break, enjoy a little evening Pantheon

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Michalah Vasilakes @michalahhopper

4 years ago

I have a cold. I also have a very specific memory of my middle school science teacher telling us about how she had to stay home with one of her kids who had a cold. She dramatically asked us “you know how your NECK *hurts* when you have a cold?” Yeah I do Mrs Harris 😭

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Michalah Vasilakes @michalahhopper

4 years ago

I know this is an edited TV show and I don’t have the whole story but I’m pretty confident in saying Brendan sucks

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Michalah Vasilakes @michalahhopper

4 years ago

Heard on NPR that North Korea refused Covid vaccines from China because they’re saying there hasn’t been a confirmed case of Covid there. A global pandemic!! I laughed out loud. 🥲

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Kaitlyn Schiess @KaitlynSchiess

4 years ago

Here’s the good news about every time a pastor or politician misuses Scripture: the truth is always better. Always. For every distortion or mangling there is the real, glorious, cosmic, true story.

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Michalah Vasilakes @michalahhopper

4 years ago

People always ask for meeting agendas. For the meetings I schedule, the agenda is literally the title of the meeting invite: Webpage kickoff. Agenda: kickoff webpage layout. Don't ask me for an agenda. #mEeTiNgFaTiGuE