michelle🍍 @michellerosee5

@pattmorin • mama to 2 beautiful babes 🖤 vsco.co/xomichelleox Joined September 2011

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michelle🍍 @michellerosee5

2 years ago

someone at dunks in front of me just ordered a large frozen hot chocolate with 6 shots of coconut and 4 mocha swirls…

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I shouldn’t complain solely on the fact i was fortunate enough to see @mattrife last night but the OBNOXIOUS drunk girls constantly talking & yelling behind me made it almost impossible at points to even hear what he was saying 😩

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michelle🍍 @michellerosee5

3 years ago

oneee mooreeee weeeek @mattrife 🥲

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Rachel Recchia @pilot__rachel

3 years ago

have you guys ever gotten deja vu so bad that you get deja vu about you getting deja vu

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Jeremy Siegel @jersiegel

3 years ago

Remember the good old days when these were speakers of the house

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michelle🍍 @michellerosee5

3 years ago

my accounting teacher - “accounting does not involve math! it’s debits & credits” me - trying to add and subtract net income & stocks to figure out what the retained earning is 🙃

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michelle🍍 @michellerosee5

3 years ago

i need this

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3 years ago

i need this

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michelle🍍 @michellerosee5

3 years ago

all i do is clean and clean and clean…will my house ever actually be clean?

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michelle🍍 @michellerosee5

3 years ago

bought the kids two vintage doll houses offline for christmas with EVERY accessory imaginable from 90’s Fisher Price & they are living for the damn thing…I am too 😬

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Rebecca Stapp @rebecca_stapp

3 years ago

One of the most dangerous and isolating parts of motherhood is the expectation that mom is always okay. Mothers manage a lot of the emotional, mental, financial and even physical load regardless of their mental state and are hardly asked if they are genuinely okay…

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michelle🍍 @michellerosee5

3 years ago

i’ve gotten to the stage of a working mom that 8pm is late & im beyond ready for bed

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Ellise @httpxellise

3 years ago

i am such a” remember when”, type of person.😭😭 memories mean so much to me.🫶🫶

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michelle🍍 @michellerosee5

3 years ago

always have said & will continue to say that i’m an old soul born in the wrong generation.

𝕂𝕆𝕂𝕆 @kokorashell

3 years ago

always have said & will continue to say that i’m an old soul born in the wrong generation.

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michelle🍍 @michellerosee5

3 years ago

everyone complains about Cocomelon but honestly by daughter is 18 months & can sing the alphabet, counts to 5 and sings along with the songs so ✌🏻

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michelle🍍 @michellerosee5

3 years ago

NEED

☆ RawR xD ☆ @plvnetmimi

3 years ago

NEED

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💫 @heyjaeee

3 years ago

Remember when Leslie was listening to WAP for the first time 😭

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J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling

3 years ago

I'll never know anyone remotely like Robbie again. He was an incredible talent, a complete one off, and I was beyond fortunate to know him, work with him and laugh my head off with him. I send my love and deepest condolences to his family, above all his children.