Midnight Show @midshows
Parental advisory, explicit contents. Call me Om. every human's brain. Joined February 2010-
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Persetan dengan multitasking dan multitalented. Yang paling cowok suka itu kalo cewe bisa multiorgasm !
Boy: "Did you cum?" Girl: "Yes honey" #famouslies
Hayoo udah pada penutupan buat puasa belom~ ? Besok malem udah tarawih lohh
You might want to know that I have ɑ Ph.D. A pretty huge dick. #pickupline
Cowo: "Tadi dokter bilang aku impoten." Cewe: "masa??" Cowo: "kamu ga percaya sm aku? Yauda ayo buktiin!"
Hi, my name's Cash. How about I spend some of me on you tonight ?
I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.
What's the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around !
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
You wearing the 007 tux ? Cause I can see your 'double 00' and '7' in your pants.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
And there is nothing weird and embarrassing to do 'stuff' in front of your friends. Just... Not that much of stuff. -.-
Pro Tip: If you want to have sex with someone, but someone else is also in the room. Say fuck it and put on a good show!
Wow! You're like Gillette. You're the best a man can get!
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