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Mid @midwesternshit

tweets documenting my stay in the Midwest and fringes of the south. Platte City, MO Joined April 2016
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Mid @midwesternshit

11 years ago

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 1196! #WordBrain #words

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Mid @midwesternshit

11 years ago

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 630! #WordBrain #words

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Mid @midwesternshit

11 years ago

"Nothing like a mayonnaise potato chip to soothe the soul."

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11 years ago

"Wonderwall": The Midwest's regional anthem.

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Mid @midwesternshit

11 years ago

We've made up an entire economic system based on beef jerky.

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11 years ago

Immediately after last tweet: "let's do a dab."

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Mid @midwesternshit

11 years ago

"I'm sorry, I probably seem weird sitting here in the corner, talking about worms."

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Mid @midwesternshit

11 years ago

"I love black people, but I hate N*****s."

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Mid @midwesternshit

11 years ago

"I was tripping on acid so hard one time that I thought I was a grape for a bit."

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Mid @midwesternshit

11 years ago

A typical Midwestern stoner meal.

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Mid @midwesternshit

11 years ago

"Oh my god. Wait until we get into these meth tweets."

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Mid @midwesternshit

11 years ago

"I got some fireworks in my closet."

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Mid @midwesternshit

11 years ago

"When you're tripping on acid so hard that you don't remember that you got food 5 minutes ago."

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Mid @midwesternshit

11 years ago

"I've touched a few stoves to see if they were hot."

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Mid @midwesternshit

11 years ago

*sips beer* *hits joint* "I have a calc test tomorrow morning." (KU student)

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Mid @midwesternshit

11 years ago

*coyotes in distance* *turns to me* "You hear those coy-otes?"

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Mid @midwesternshit

11 years ago

S.O.S. SAVE ME FROM THIS SHITHOLE!

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