kaela 🤠 @mikaelajsanchez

she/her | month old bong water personified heaven or las vegas Joined July 2010

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0xDesigner @0xDesigner

3 years ago

Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22

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kaela 🤠 @mikaelajsanchez

3 years ago

you grow up to become who you fear, the girls yellin drunk outta the white honda civic

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kaela 🤠 @mikaelajsanchez

3 years ago

sam cooke at the copa is a goddamn fckn banger of an album

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Unseen Japan @UnseenJapanSite

3 years ago

"Took my hamster to the vet b/c I was concerned his balls were unusually big; paid a 2000 yen exam fee to be told I have a big-balled hamster."

MIRIYA @kurosupo1023

3 years ago

"Took my hamster to the vet b/c I was concerned his balls were unusually big; paid a 2000 yen exam fee to be told I have a big-balled hamster."

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kaela 🤠 @mikaelajsanchez

3 years ago

NAIA airport is a hellscape

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SparkNotes @SparkNotes

3 years ago

the only nepo baby I respect is aragorn son of arathorn and is called elessar, the elfstone, dúnadan, the heir of isildur elendil's son of gondor

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kaela 🤠 @mikaelajsanchez

3 years ago

why my loved ones keep offering me money when i tell them i’m sad, it’s throwing me off, am i giving off broke??

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Sanguisugabogg @sanguisugabogg

3 years ago

People mad about the Pantera Reunion don’t realize it could be your only chance to swing on an off duty cop in a mosh pit

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kaela 🤠 @mikaelajsanchez

3 years ago

not it raining in hitc manila when joji performed glimpse of us, one thing filipinos always gotta be is dramatic 😭

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kaela 🤠 @mikaelajsanchez

3 years ago

my spotify shuffled during a 30 min meditation and had to spend the rest of the session meditating to YG 😭

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Shaundai Person @shaundai

3 years ago

Pro tip: use clickbait commit messages to get your teammates to review your code faster git commit -m “First she noticed a bug in production. What happens next will SHOCK you!”

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kaela 🤠 @mikaelajsanchez

3 years ago

leg day got me struggling to even sit on the mf toilet 🤡

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kaela 🤠 @mikaelajsanchez

3 years ago

i miss king gizzard and the lizard wizard :(

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kaela 🤠 @mikaelajsanchez

3 years ago

genuinely think i’m the lin manuel miranda of my friend group but in the meme way not the music man way .-.

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a 🏹 @myelessar

3 years ago

andy serkis behind the scenes in his gollum bodysuit is so funny

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kaela 🤠 @mikaelajsanchez

3 years ago

i have no idea if today was a bad or good day bc i was feeling fine but i listened to this and only then i felt at peace??? open.spotify.com/track/437ShA8e…