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I never used Twitter’s official client and I’m not starting now, so I suppose I’ll be going. Find me at mastodon.sdf.org/@mikeash or wherever good books are sold.
Here’s Joe Parrish @joecparrish, the Mars Exploration Program Manager at @NASAJPL, on how to protect life on both Mars and Earth.
If there's one thing I think we can take away from the last few years, it's that nobody — absolutely nobody — is ever playing 4D chess
Elon’s brain broke.
Seconded.
Le pull de Noël parfait n'existe p... shop.lesjoiesducode.fr/products/sweat…
Reading about AI is a lot more fun if you pretend it’s just a guy named Al.
Imagine paying forty-four billion dollars for something and then describing it like this.
Imagine paying forty-four billion dollars for something and then describing it like this.
Surely this consumer electronics purchase is the one that will finally bring me true happiness.
Where’s the Swift project going in 2023? @pathofshrines looks ahead with a summary from across the community. swift.org/blog/focus-are…
The Twitter meltdown is distracting me from fully enjoying the FTX meltdown.
Dental plan! Pitt the Elder! Dental plan! Pitt the Elder! Dental plan! Pitt the Elder! Dental plan! Pitt the Elder! Dental plan! Pitt the Elder!
Man goes to Doctor. Says his business is failing. Says he fired all employees. Says his customers abandoned him. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Great CEO Musk is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor…I am Musk.”
Free speech is where anyone can be "verified" but contradicting your boss gets you insta-fired.
Where’s my Tough On Crime Lawn Order crowd when it’s a big company violating labor laws?
flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it

Peter Steinberger @steipete
45K Followers 2K Following Full-Time Open-Sourcerer🏳️🌈 Flips vibe coding—agentic engineering. Just one more promp! @VibeTunnel 👻@peekabooagent https://t.co/yZvECHfFC6 https://t.co/DaVIpdNGcc
Rebecca (Slatkin) Slo... @RebeccaSlatkin
23K Followers 4K Following Founder, influencer, magician. I am none of these. Geriatric iOS biped. Great in humorous portrayal only.
Daniel Jalkut @danielpunkass
18K Followers 867 Following A bad man took over this network. Find me on https://t.co/1FxPZFyY6l, https://t.co/ctLJG84pkL, and ALL the great networks! He/him.
Thomas Ricouard @Dimillian
25K Followers 4K Following 🍎 Product engineer/Builder 🤖 AI Stuff 👨💻 Staff iOS engineer @medium 🇫🇷 Entrepreneur, iOS/macOS & more 🫡 Previously @glose 📖 @google 🔍 & various other
Ricky Mondello @rmondello
22K Followers 698 Following They/them. I don’t spend time here. Find me elsewhere. https://t.co/zfI4fME1yh - https://t.co/N7yZkt422t
Miguel de Icaza ᯅ�... @migueldeicaza
98K Followers 5K Following Fun Stack Vibing. Started Xamarin, Mono, Gnome; was MSFT/.NET/Xamarin/Mono/VSMac/AI https://t.co/QkbDDWMXRf @migueldeicaza.bsky.social
javi @Javi
18K Followers 1K Following 🔈"Hah-bee". 🇪🇸🇺🇸 AI iOS Engineer at @OpenAI. Previously @Square @Twitter @Twitch📱. Stochastic Parrot 🦜. Photographer. Sim-racing 🏎. Chess♟️
Holly Borla @hollyborla
10K Followers 568 Following Dancer 🩰 Engineering manager of the Swift language team at Apple 👩🏻💻 she/her @[email protected]
Konrad ‘ktoso’ Ma... @ktosopl
8K Followers 3K Following “Life is Study!”; [email protected]; Concurrency & Distributed Swift @ Previously: Reactive Streams (TCK), @akkateam Actors, HTTP & Streams, @geecon
Adam Bell @b3ll
16K Followers 1K Following I make synths, interactions, animations, and hack things 🏎 🇨🇦 #no #u iOS UI @ Netflix @[email protected] https://t.co/wgUIu45tHa
Greg Heo @gregheo
17K Followers 365 Following Creativity Apps @ Apple . Puppy enthusiast; photographer; Canadian (sorry); avid semicolon user.
Pierre H. 🔥🌸 @pedantcoder
4K Followers 179 Following present: security (zalloc, kalloc_type, IPC, VM, …) | past: GCD, synchro, objc_direct, perf… | timeless: 🇫🇷 snark | @[email protected]
Sommer Panage @Sommer
21K Followers 648 Following 💻 macOS @ Apple | #Accessibility always 🎪 Aerial artist and coach 💜 Peanut butter & roller coaster connoisseur 🎶 Flute tooter
John Siracusa @siracusa
75K Followers 282 Following Programmer, tech writer, and co-host of Accidental Tech Podcast (@atpfm), @RecDiffs, and @robot_or_not. @[email protected]
Keith Smiley @SmileyKeith
8K Followers 752 Following devx @Modular, maintainer of @bazelbuild's iOS support, creator of @MobileNativeFdn. LLVM & Swift contributor. Previously Principal Engineer @Lyft
Sindre Sorhus @sindresorhus
63K Followers 512 Following I make apps and open source. Made @awesome__re. Also: @sindre_gh_repos @[email protected]
Noah Tran @_nghiatran
9K Followers 4K Following 🍎 Founder of @proxyman_app - Capture HTTP(s) in a few clicks 💻 Build apps for developers ⚡️ TinyShield: Monitor your network
Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax
3K Followers 521 Following Possibly the only poly trans lesbian compiler engineer who’s never worked on Rust. She/her. Swift Language Steering Group & . Basic Balmung miqo’te.
云创兽Ai @Rhuxke055195
2 Followers 117 Following 🌟 tracking market trends lover, finance star! craving expert chats. DM me about Fed decisions! 🔥 #Trading #Finance
Jillian Roob @RoobJillia83172
94 Followers 4K Following
ziv @lapld
561 Followers 3K Following אני בן 47 בוגר קידום יבמ בהדרכת מחשבים למדתי במכללת דעת השרון מהכרת המחשב ועד בניית אתרים בסיסית בוורד פרס אוהב בעלי חיים יש לי חתול ניצחתי לפני 10 שנים את מח
A3N Studio @A3nStudio
4 Followers 180 Following
Johann Mueller @ACMiller1995
166 Followers 228 Following Son of the confederacy. Germanic Pagan. Blut und Boden!
Twoure @Twoure228
29 Followers 2K Following
Melody Holloway @MHolloway91984
2 Followers 170 Following Recruiting webshell engineers to penetrate websites, with a monthly salary of u p to $100,000. If interested, please contact https://t.co/AWNet0d7ge
Mwabo @Mwabo9181
32 Followers 1K Following
Olive @Olive722340
29 Followers 3K Following
prayash.io @prayash_io
509 Followers 911 Following AR/VR System UI at . Spatial computing + 3D graphics + music
Lark @Lark_Lumi
19K Followers 2K Following building @LumiterraGame, YC Alumni share some random thoughts
Ellen grace @Ellenshoowen
10 Followers 67 Following
집돌이 @_silgen_name
1K Followers 351 Following
Kun Yin @kosmoyin
199 Followers 1K Following
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13 Followers 428 Following
Unknown @dklz_
5 Followers 300 Following
iulianOnofrei (U-lee-... @Revolt666
258 Followers 201 Following Professional Typo Fixer. iOS Developer at @MondlyLanguages. Proud member of the @FastlaneTools team. https://t.co/Az1d88KXKA
Ino Yang Popper @ino_iosdev
375 Followers 394 Following iOS Engineer | Cinematographer & Lecturer in my other life 👩💻
Storehouse Media Grou... @MediaStorehouse
450 Followers 3K Following Storehouse Media Group is a full-service writing, award-winning publishing, and results-driven book-marketing company.
GalileoFive @_galileofive
1 Followers 386 Following
Thoughez @Thoughez360720
89 Followers 7K Following
Mark @voytechs
811 Followers 3K Following Space and rocket junkie. Love music and basketball. Use my Tesla referal link to get $1,000 off on a new Tesla. Click the website link:
Giorgi Mekvabishvili ... @g_mekv
106 Followers 3K Following
Althea__JT @AltheaJt32414
8 Followers 282 Following
laskuil @laskuil
0 Followers 2K Following
Niander Wallace @gekk0thegreat
148 Followers 2K Following
ibkisthere @ibkisthere
266 Followers 1K Following Mobile Developer | iOS & Android | Flutter , SwiftUI , UiKit Computer Science Major
0xZZ @0xzzzm
926 Followers 624 Following an iOS developer discovering the decentralized world/یک برنامهنویس که خیلی سعی کرد سرزمینش رو دوست داشته باشه و بمونه، اما فعلا در سرزمین های شمالی سرگردان است
Kyle @Sav3rt3ka
5 Followers 53 Following Self-taught iOS developer 👨💻 Engineer 🏃🏻♂️ developer. My handling journey of impostor syndrome 🤓 Productivity | Worklife balance | Continuous learning
MAGS 🔑⛏️🚒 @Crypto_Maqs
185 Followers 6K Following Advisor 🇸🇻 Digital Securities Commission, @PRTIinc.Ex- @Coinkite. 10yr energy & carbon policy #npub1tjyl4n64583tgn2xjlsf3v6dvce07endn6upnj5tykkzl09hfhdsyqOe9k
Paul J Ascenzo @paulcrescendo
74 Followers 310 Following
Oleg Plugaru @olegplugaru_md
64 Followers 399 Following iOS Developer | Tech Lead | Crafting apps with Swift elegance | Transforming ideas into intuitive experiences 👨💻| Join the journey! 💻💡
kud 🇸🇬 @ahkkud
11 Followers 161 Following
Mihai Parparita @mihai
3K Followers 460 Following Engineer at @sierraplatform, formerly of @tailscale, @SlackHQ, @quip, @googlechrome and @googlereader. Also at https://t.co/tzzlB0WQk7
Alice @xyzbyar
1K Followers 5K Following Digital UI, UX, & XR designer living and working at the edge of the internet.
kodkaralar @kodkaralar
5 Followers 123 Following
𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎�... @T_0_r_nado
65 Followers 5K Following
Cabel Sasser @cabel
81K Followers 530 Following I work at @panic. ✍️ Blog: https://t.co/WrULhBjGXJ • 🐘 Mastodon: https://t.co/CDQgBq3qlt • 🧢 Bluesky: https://t.co/qDIqg1ddnN
Pierre H. 🔥🌸 @pedantcoder
4K Followers 179 Following present: security (zalloc, kalloc_type, IPC, VM, …) | past: GCD, synchro, objc_direct, perf… | timeless: 🇫🇷 snark | @[email protected]
Johns Hopkins Center ... @BSPH_CHS
684K Followers 1K Following The Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security works to protect people’s health from the consequences of epidemics and disasters. RTs not endorsement.
Zoë Schiffer @ZoeSchiffer
93K Followers 1K Following Director of Business & Industry at WIRED. Author of Extremely Hardcore: Inside Elon Musk’s Twitter. Signal zoeschiffer.87Peter Cooper @greatmcscot
127 Followers 103 Following
Analemma Society @AnalemmaSociety
999 Followers 19 Following A non-profit organization devoted to promoting the study of Science through Astronomy.
Status-6 (Military & ... @Archer83Able
157K Followers 1K Following In-depth news coverage about armed conflicts and crises all around the globe. Check SITREP App: https://t.co/uB5xHtFgJE https://t.co/zRfCNxRSdu
ELINT News @ELINTNews
341K Followers 2K Following Independent in-depth coverage & analysis of current geopolitical & geostrategic developments. Proxies & weapons. RT/like/follow/media use≠endorsement.
Ben Cohen @AirspeedSwift
11K Followers 255 Following not posting here, find me at https://t.co/1J63bMPykP
cat drawing @catportray
1.4M Followers 163 Following official catportray. Dm for commission. Draw all animals 🤞support - https://t.co/JdbR9zuIH6
Affective C++ @AffectiveCpp
4K Followers 71 Following The authoritative guide for High Quality C++! (Warning: These are all jokes.)
David Ungar @senderPath
1K Followers 362 Following Computer Scientist fascinated by how people use language and/or think.
Unlox (formerly MacID... @UnloxHelp
2K Followers 410 Following Formerly @MacIDHelp. Unlock your Mac with your fingerprint, wrist or face. If you like Unlox, please leave a review. Made with ♥️ in the UK by @KaneCheshire
Chris Campbell @chrscmpbll
73 Followers 72 Following Software guy @climateinteract / Maker of {sounds, graphics, bread, objects} @[email protected]
Tesla Supercharger Up... @superchargefeed
7K Followers 16 Following An unofficial feed of Tesla Supercharger updates, via https://t.co/D0PzIhLLQO (@superchargeinfo)
Kevin Jones @kevinrj
2K Followers 2K Following Trying to improve adaptive technologyfor blind people. also play 18th c piano
Gwynne Raskind @_AngeloidBeta
951 Followers 79 Following Reality hacker and annoying know-it-all. The distance between what I seem and what I am is more than it appears.
Jason Hughes @wk057
17K Followers 277 Following VP, Development and Engineering @ocean_mining Head Tinkerer. (I hack Teslas, among other things.) https://t.co/1zdTfKsUUQ
Kent Gardens @KentGardens
680 Followers 142 Following The official Twitter account for Kent Gardens Elementary School.
NASA Wallops @NASAWallops
332K Followers 154 Following NASA's Wallops Flight Facility is NASA's only owned and operated launch range. Located on the Eastern Shore of Virginia. Verification: https://t.co/8x9gorB3LK
Swift Weekly Brief @swiftlybrief
9K Followers 6 Following A community-driven newsletter about @SwiftLang. Started by @jesse_squires, then @basthomas, now curated by @fassko. Every other Thursday.
Dinosaur Polo Club @dinopoloclub
12K Followers 24 Following A handful of humans creating games with relatable simplicity. We make @MiniMetroGame & Mini Motorways — available on Apple Arcade, Steam, and Nintendo Switch!
Engineer @Space10Engineer
1K Followers 11 Following
Robert Chrzanowski @Robert_Chrzanow
116 Followers 461 Following Veteran IT1 in the US Navy. University of Wisconsin Milwaukee Alumni.
Life With Igor @Lifewithigor
4K Followers 8 Following Igor is my brother-in-law. He and my sister have been married for 7 years, and have been living with us for the last few months. This is Life with Igor.
Fairfax Schools 🌟 @fcpsnews
354K Followers 534 Following Official account of Fairfax County Public Schools in Virginia, serving 180,000 students. Account not monitored 24/7. Social Disclaimer: https://t.co/49EuMNwFVM
Elon Musk @elonmusk
225.3M Followers 1K Following
NSSpain XIII @NSSpain
6K Followers 206 Following A worldwide known conference for Apple developers, surrounded by vineyards. Sept 18-19, 2025. By @lascorbe & @borjareinares. Sponsorships: [email protected]
Chris Lattner @clattner_llvm
86K Followers 189 Following Building beautiful things like Mojo🔥 and MAX @Modular, lifting the world of production AI/ML software into a new phase of innovation. We’re hiring! 🚀🧠
LLVM Weekly @llvmweekly
7K Followers 4 Following Find me on Mastodon/Bsky. ~~A weekly email newsletter on developments in LLVM, Clang and related projects. Curated by @asbradbury~~
SpaceX @SpaceX
40.0M Followers 120 Following SpaceX designs, manufactures and launches the world’s most advanced rockets and spacecraft
Capital Weather Gang @capitalweather
1.1M Followers 3K Following D.C.-area and worldwide weather news from the Washington Post | contact: [email protected]
Packagetrackr @Packagetrackr
1K Followers 13 Following Packagetrackr is an all-in-one package tracking tool for all your shipments.
Kerbal Space Program @KerbalSpaceP
133K Followers 227 Following Kerbal Space Program is a game in which players create and manage their own space program. KSP & KSP2 ESRB Rating: EVERYONE
Shenandoah Studio @shenandoah_ipad
517 Followers 15 Following We make turn-based strategy games for iPad. The first one is @TSS_Bulge.
DigitalOcean @digitalocean
223K Followers 1K Following The simplest scalable cloud. ☁️ Status: @DOstatus Support: https://t.co/5gkvyinPlK
Twilio IoT @twilioiot
5K Followers 650 Following Cellular IoT connectivity and managed infrastructure for remote firmware updates and secure remote live debugging of connected devices
Wonderella.bsky.socia... @wonderella
8K Followers 21 Following i am a superhero that kills all the danger
Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday
616K Followers 0 Following What if Seinfeld were still on the air? (Tweets by @JackPMoore and @JoshGondelman.)
DevOps Borat @DEVOPS_BORAT
43K Followers 442 Following Cultural Learnings of DevOps for Make Benefit Glorious Teams of Devs and Ops.
Dominion Energy @DominionEnergy
65K Followers 127 Following Serving our customers safely with clean and reliable energy. Customers can report outages at https://t.co/G2vg6JUZUd. If you suspect an emergency, call 911.
StarCommandGalaxies @StarCommandGame
4K Followers 306 Following Experience your own journey as captain of a starship in the sandbox world of Star Command Galaxies for PC/Mac/Linux.
TNG Season 8 @TNG_S8
63K Followers 41 Following Plots from the unaired 8th season of Star Trek: The Next Generation. -- Captain's log: @mikemcmahanTM
Alfred App @alfredapp
51K Followers 132 Following Alfred is an award-winning app for Mac which boosts your productivity with search, hotkeys, keywords, workflows, text expansion and more. By @preppeller & @vero
IOCCC Judges @ioccc
2K Followers 1 Following Internet's oldest recurring contest shows the importance of programming style in an ironic way, to stress C compilers, to provide a safe forum for bad code. :-)