mikecardii @mikecardii

He/him | We don't wanna live inside a hellhole And waste our energy on all these assholes | IT Minnesota Joined January 2009

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mikecardii @mikecardii

11 months ago

ROSALEEEEEEEEEES #mnufc

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The best part about being a Small Business Owner is that I can set the schedules and give my all of Trump supporting employees double shifts on November 5. Gonna be too busy for lunch breaks that day too!

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mikecardii @mikecardii

12 months ago

OMFG LYNX

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Chaz Kangas @Chazraps

12 months ago

I thank the Pohlads for 40 great seasons, and I look forward to bringing a World Series Championship back to Minnesota, rehiring Wally the Beerman and developing a legacy sequel to 'Little Big League' that will tie-in with the 'Rookie of the Year' and 'Major League' franchises.

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Chaz Kangas @Chazraps

12 months ago

ANNOUNCEMENT: It is with great excitement that, after 45 minutes of careful consideration, I am proud to declare myself the new owner of the Minnesota Twins. (1/2)

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BDS 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @JailTheEnglish

a year ago

seconds after my reincarnation as a vole

Earth @earthcurated

a year ago

seconds after my reincarnation as a vole

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Aaron Gleeman @AaronGleeman

a year ago

Byron Buxton has homered in four of his last five games and his OPS now ranks third among all MLB center fielders.

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x - Minnesota United FC @MNUFC

2 years ago

Loïc 😤😤😤 @JJettas2 u up? #MNUFC | @BlueCrossMN

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Linus Tech Tips @LinusTech

2 years ago

NEW VIDEO! I have been betrayed - AMD $5,000 Ultimate Tech Upgrade youtu.be/ckJMBvxzZgQ Enter the AMD giveaway for TWO Steam Decks below! gleam.io/W8143/amd-stea… #sponsoredby @AMD

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mikecardii @mikecardii

2 years ago

The Minnesota @Twins and the Cruelest Streak in Sports youtube.com/watch?v=qWm_6l…

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TFTwins @TFTwins

2 years ago

🥵 Walk-off Wallner 🧔‍♂️ Keuchel's debut 🚀 Celestino's rocket arm 👀 Shuffield homers (again) 🦋 Cory Lewis deals 🍕 And MUCH more! 📺➡️youtu.be/ZiMDRQDbDqE

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x - Minnesota United FC @MNUFC

2 years ago

@MBeckfield my dude if I knew that I would not be running the Twitter account.

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Andy Greder @andygreder

2 years ago

Quote: #MNUFC Michael Boxall on his first career red card vs. Puebla, which cost him Chicago Fire match in #LeaguesCup: "It’s a quick reaction from me to what happened. ... I think as long as no one is out there trying to grab my dick, then I think I can play 90 minutes again."

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DougJBalloon @DougJBalloon

2 years ago

We were watching "Oppenheimer" in the theater when my four-year-old turned to me gravely and whispered "Daddy how come the US doesn't drop nuclear bombs on other countries anymore?" And when I told him "Because we've become too woke to be true warriors", he started crying.