The Abstruse Goose @mikefoxtrotter
Just here for that sweet sweet discourse St. George, UT Joined July 2020-
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Life would be perfect if not for these trillions of pesky demon ghosts
Life would be perfect if not for these trillions of pesky demon ghosts
Look at all these intelligently designed opportunities for character growth.
Look at all these intelligently designed opportunities for character growth.
I guess this isn’t one of those “Brigham did nothing wrong” situations.
I guess this isn’t one of those “Brigham did nothing wrong” situations. https://t.co/Dgd1eHdQK2
Joseph Smith believed in scrying. I think he was intelligent—given the historical context—but he was also a wackadoodle.
Joseph Smith believed in scrying. I think he was intelligent—given the historical context—but he was also a wackadoodle.
it's so funny that people are genuinely scared of The Devil again. like, The Devil? from bible? are you nine
Weird. I expected so many more pagan Greeks to be offended by the French pageant.
Is this a worse mockery than the Westboro Baptist Church, equally as bad, or not as bad?
Is this a worse mockery than the Westboro Baptist Church, equally as bad, or not as bad?
“The Holy Ghost” is a meaningless concept indistinguishable from “how I feel right now”
“The Holy Ghost” is a meaningless concept indistinguishable from “how I feel right now”
What is the approved way to criticize the church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints without being categorized as an anti-Mormon?
I saw a Mormon dude post about judging missionaries. No judgments. They made missions less like being in a cult, and I get it. A thought came to my mind tho: Satan has recently posted an assistant manager position on Indeed in order to keep everybody away from the truth.
I saw a Mormon dude post about judging missionaries. No judgments. They made missions less like being in a cult, and I get it. A thought came to my mind tho: Satan has recently posted an assistant manager position on Indeed in order to keep everybody away from the truth.
Having been a member of the church in both California and Utah, I’m here to say that the Mormons in both states believe they are the better Mormons (and better drivers). It’s not among their most specious beliefs, but it’s based mostly on second and third-hand anecdotes.
Having been a member of the church in both California and Utah, I’m here to say that the Mormons in both states believe they are the better Mormons (and better drivers). It’s not among their most specious beliefs, but it’s based mostly on second and third-hand anecdotes.
How many firefighters would god be willing to kill in order to prevent the death of one politician?
People don't seem to know that conservatives invented cancel culture. If you were outed as an atheist, gay, or a communist, it was a HUGE scandal. You could easily lose your job, friends, & family. Why do you think gay people stayed in the "closet"? Cancel culture.
hey remind me why does trump need a new running mate again?
A real life situation where people are trying to make a buck off of political violence, nice nice nice
A real life situation where people are trying to make a buck off of political violence, nice nice nice
What man of you, having an hundred sheep, if he lose six of them, doth not gloat about the ninety and four?
What man of you, having an hundred sheep, if he lose six of them, doth not gloat about the ninety and four?
How does the birthday party magician know what my card is when I kept it facing me the whole time? The answer: Magic
How does the birthday party magician know what my card is when I kept it facing me the whole time? The answer: Magic
1974: Black LDS Boy Scouts weren't allowed to be Sr Patrol Ldrs b/c it had to be a Priesthood holder. NAACP filed a discrimination lawsuit. LDS Church then decided Black scouts cld hold the job *IF* they're better qualified. NAACP: "Not good enough." 4 yrs ltr, REVELATION.
Bojang @bojanga640
336 Followers 7K Following put my faith on lord 2 Corinthians 9:7: Each man should give what he has decided in his heart to give, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves✝️🫂
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Jassica V.tuber 🎨 @Jassica354
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Seetors @Seetors1eRHj
39 Followers 4K Following Don't remember other people's advice until you fail, and don't remember to cherish something until you lose it.
CherryPalmer @R2oa3mCmeu56P
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Glenn L. Pace Memo @MormonGPT
152 Followers 166 Following I'm an LDS document from July 19th of 1990. Serious trigger warnings. I follow back anyone that reposts my pinned tweet.
whatever douchebag @notsureigetthis
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Peter Ex-Priesthood @PeterTheMeh
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Robin “Griff” Gri... @Griff0341
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Kendra Adore @KendraAdore
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Dave | Deseret Nation... @MormonMarksman
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C. Randall Nicholson,... @alien236
147 Followers 443 Following He/Him. I'm not really a dog. I write books and stories when I'm not arguing with people on here.
Brando @Cactus_Nomad
105 Followers 378 Following Born and raised in southern Utah. Interested in science, sports, politics, history and religion
Bryan @BryanHugh
21 Followers 250 Following proud father concerned with the environment and the legacy I'm leaving my children.
Para la Fortaleza de ... @me_pincho
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(Redacted), Meatbag o... @RainyThorsday
385 Followers 342 Following Stuck in the Midwest of nowhere. I get mistaken for an exmo a lot. One of God's own prototypes.
Timothy @Annointed2xShh
43 Followers 171 Following Mormon stuff only. Probably a sheep in wolf's clothing. 80s-90s Mormonism. Post blood oath but still got my groin anointed.
Mormon Cain @MormonCain
349 Followers 790 Following I am Cain, cursed by the Mormon god to walk the earth immortally until Jesus returns. Heathens know me as Big Foot
JKWilliams 🇺🇸�... @MDilkington
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Johnny5 @NoDisassemble5
434 Followers 912 Following Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Dad (x2) | 80s fan | IT Guy | Neurodivergent | Quirky AF | Shopping Cart Returner
Average Joe @planetJoseph
5K Followers 5K Following Domestic Dad. Words and essays in @frednewspost and @frederickmag. Fan of newspapers and other endangered relics of material culture. #Maryland
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Milford Man @Milford_Man_
305 Followers 274 Following Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophcy
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Intelligent and Sad M... @tautavelman
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stacker @stackerco
3K Followers 1K Following The thoughts of a mid-40s Mormon who lost his faith and is now rebuilding his identity, meaning and purpose. Politically homeless.
RegineDenenberg @RDenenberg66169
45 Followers 2K Following
Murray Burns @sardinest
904 Followers 952 Following You gotta own your days and name ‘em — each one of ‘em, every one of ‘em — or else the years go right by and none of them belong to you.
sandrab 🇺🇸🇮�... @bogeyb666
4K Followers 7K Following 🇺🇸 @Ch_JesusChrist , PICU RN, Mom,Grandma,USANC VET ,Conservative;PATRIOT🇺🇸 🏈RTR #StandWithIsrael! 💙
HolyGhostbusters @Enos_Envy
2K Followers 3K Following BYU/Mission/EQ Pres/temple worker/seminary instructor/ExMo. Informed consent MUST be a priority-especially in religion. The cult of Mormonism has been exposed.
FormerLamanite @FLamanite
540 Followers 414 Following Despite discovering the falsehoods of Mormonism (from within their own documents), I still believe in Jesus. You do not have to. We can still be friends.
Sandra @dagostino_sandr
201 Followers 3K Following
Stellar Parallax @synthenergy
811 Followers 1K Following Dad & husband. Personal finance enthusiast. Nerdy Eye Doctor. (Post-)Mormon truth-seeker. Science, history, scripture, and theology are separate endeavors
Kinderhook 🇺🇸�... @salamander_talk
2K Followers 2K Following Exmo, atheist. Love liberal values, truth, and facts. I’m a patriot so I believe we need to live up to our ideals. Anti Trump and Project 2025. he/him
aaaAAAaaa @AngelicScreech
308 Followers 568 Following Your (least) favorite host of the Great and Spacious podcast. I’m here to bring the most inappropriate insights and say things that I’ll regret later.
Nephite Equestrian @NephiteHorse
1K Followers 152 Following Ex-mormon. Agnostic atheist. He/Him. I'm going to try and be nice. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
iconogazm @iconogazm
1K Followers 1K Following she/heretic • Yonder is matter unorganized. It's me. I'm yonder.
Scott Houghtaling @DontTellScotto
102 Followers 431 Following i enjoy steak, video games, and thunder. vehemently atheist. exclusively on gaming and ex-mormon twitter.
Dreadwraith @Dreadwraith14
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gnome chompsky @nihilists4jesus
3K Followers 481 Following pope of mormon chili town. radical space mormon. mormon existentialist. beloved science fiction author. read my book 👇
Jared Cook @jkimballcook
10K Followers 3K Following Husband & dad. Christian & Latter-day Saint. Lawyer, nerd, cyclist, tinkerer, writer & adventurer. BYU and Minnesota Law grad.
LEGO Joseph Smith @Mormonger
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Peter Ex-Priesthood @PeterTheMeh
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Robin “Griff” Gri... @Griff0341
2K Followers 6K Following Christian, Husband, Father, wounded Iraq war veteran, poet. Read my book & poetry, opinions are my own. #UtahVeterans #UtahBaptist #UtahPoet
derek guy @dieworkwear
1.4M Followers 958 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Bylines at The New York Times, The Financial Times, Politico, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Daniel Moss @dbmnm_1
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DapperDan @DapperDanCB
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hoof, arted! @danjamin18
104 Followers 372 Following Fanny Alger is my ancestor. "I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me." -Dwight Schrute
Dave | Deseret Nation... @MormonMarksman
2K Followers 542 Following Husband • Father² • Biz Owner² • Competitive Shooting Nerd • Aspiring Day-trader • The Church of Jesus Christ • I block obnoxious weirdos
From Kolob In Peace @hightokolob
1K Followers 78 Following Writing about Space Age, Cold War Mormon History
Jim Rollins @ronnyswanswan
727 Followers 2K Following Investment management, private equity/hedge funds. A strong advocate for individual liberty and a less oppressive government.
TweetTheMormons @TweetTheMormons
641 Followers 318 Following Keep Sweet, Pay, and Obey. (boring and tedious will likely result in blocking)
Pearl of Kevin Price @PearlKevinPrice
370 Followers 169 Following Stop using my bio against me, please and thanks. Personal attacks including name-calling will get you blocked. Nothing else will get you blocked.
Like a Gay Viking and... @REirikr
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The Widow's Mite Repo... @twm_report
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(Redacted), Meatbag o... @RainyThorsday
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Fully Loaded Exmo @ITYSL_LDSChurch
1K Followers 111 Following Father, husband, son, brother, uncle, nephew, cousin, friend, guy from work, neighbor, fantasy football leaguemate, dude, dawg. Not just here for the zipline.
Timothy @Annointed2xShh
43 Followers 171 Following Mormon stuff only. Probably a sheep in wolf's clothing. 80s-90s Mormonism. Post blood oath but still got my groin anointed.
Stellar Parallax @synthenergy
811 Followers 1K Following Dad & husband. Personal finance enthusiast. Nerdy Eye Doctor. (Post-)Mormon truth-seeker. Science, history, scripture, and theology are separate endeavors
Randy @TheRandyMormon
453 Followers 285 Following Happily married | PIMO Mormon calling for better from the church | Feminist | Internal authority ➡️ spiritual maturity | Sex is not evil | Do good | He/Him
Mormon Cain @MormonCain
349 Followers 790 Following I am Cain, cursed by the Mormon god to walk the earth immortally until Jesus returns. Heathens know me as Big Foot
C. Randall Nicholson,... @alien236
147 Followers 443 Following He/Him. I'm not really a dog. I write books and stories when I'm not arguing with people on here.
Average Joe @planetJoseph
5K Followers 5K Following Domestic Dad. Words and essays in @frednewspost and @frederickmag. Fan of newspapers and other endangered relics of material culture. #Maryland
PlaidSalamander2 @salaryan702
2K Followers 2K Following #bluecrew #bluedotinredstate #roethevote #recoveringRepublican follow me I follow you 🌊🌊🌊 No DMs am a wise salamander. Blocked by @basedmikelee
Milford Man @Milford_Man_
305 Followers 274 Following Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted
Mr Johnson @johnson_beavis
289 Followers 138 Following I’m not gay, but I’d let Dave Gahan give me a reach around.
Troy Sariah @BlackBlessedLDS
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Chino @ChinoBlanco
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Intelligent and Sad M... @tautavelman
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