Mike Maguire @mikemaguire

I'm left handed and from Bassano. Turns out I have a killer stare. paradigmhomehealth.ca Lethbridge, AB Joined January 2009

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Mike Maguire @mikemaguire

2 days ago

Maybe it's a fart in a hurricane, but to me, that people don't talk to each other, especially in thanking folks when you have to scoot by 'em in an arena, is a major societal change and not one for the better.

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Mike Maguire @mikemaguire

2 days ago

i thought for sure they were gonna play nookie at the korn concert tonight

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Mike Maguire @mikemaguire

3 days ago

Okay, very good Ryder Cup (I was cheering for the Euros and I've never seen such good match play) but it's been a very bad first half for the Riders. I haven't really read much, so a very unappreciated day for writers. Life comes in threes

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Mike Maguire @mikemaguire

4 days ago

Happy Birthday, Mom. Miss ya

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PetaPixel @petapixel

5 days ago

Satellite photos reveal how a devastating hailstorm that swept across Canada last month left a 125-mile-long "scar" visible from space. petapixel.com/2025/09/26/sat…

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Mike Maguire @mikemaguire

5 days ago

I made tasty beans in a slow cooker and also bought a car

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Mike Maguire @mikemaguire

a week ago

Yeah, I'd be fine with Bean and Parekh

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Mike Maguire @mikemaguire

a week ago

So yes, what was once a pint glass for beer is now designated solely for my daily fibre. Might get a Porsche and a 23 year old girlfriend tomorrow (more like a Mercedes Benz station wagon and a two second conversation with the clerk at the grocery store, but still)

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Mike Maguire @mikemaguire

a week ago

I need more people on Twitter to hype up the same players I picked in the fantasy draft so I feel less dumb luck chasing instead or to completely shit upon so they're an easy drop.

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Mike Maguire @mikemaguire

2 weeks ago

Spent a couple of years foolishly not listening to Neurosis

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Mike Maguire @mikemaguire

2 weeks ago

Can you even fucking imagine the type of work involved in buddy's there counting the parts per million. Like a million particles, and you can't stop til you hit it. I'd lose count, fuck. Give buddy there a goddamn medal

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Eve Muirhead OBE @evemuirhead

2 weeks ago

I’m so proud to share that my book Ice Queen is OUT NOW! 📖❄️ It’s an honest look at the highs, lows, and everything in between on my journey. Writing this has been emotional but incredibly rewarding.I hope it inspires, motivates, and gives you a glimpse behind the scenes of life

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Mike Maguire @mikemaguire

2 weeks ago

Twitter took the longest of the social medias to algorithmically know that I like boobs

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Mike Maguire @mikemaguire

4 weeks ago

Oh my own bed is gonna feel so good after this!

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Mike Maguire @mikemaguire

a month ago

I can click once, double-click and even quadruple click. It's that damn three clicks that gets me.

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Mike Maguire @mikemaguire

a month ago

Any recommendations for Spokane? I've got a list of record shops and breweries. I won't see 'em all so if there's any can't misses please tell me

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Mike Maguire @mikemaguire

a month ago

Headn'r to the Patricia Rodeo this weekend! I've never been so I'll experience it, and report back to Twitter what I find. Will a 6 find a pretty girl to dance with? Stay tuned!