michael musto @mikeymusto

Writer, commentator, observer. Rides bike. Uranus Joined March 2010

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Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice

5 days ago

@Sec_Noem @GavinNewsom It’s deeply disappointing to see Secretary Noem politicize such a horrific tragedy. The FEDERAL government issued the driver a federal work permit (and RENEWED IT AFTER THE ACCIDENT), making him eligible for a driver’s license — not only in California, BUT IN ANY STATE. Madam…

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michael musto @mikeymusto

6 days ago

The latest bullet casings have come in and they say, "I know that I fit all the qualifications of an immigrant-hating, gun toting MAGA maniac, but in reality I am a non binary member of the intolerant left. Thanks and have a blessed day."

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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan

6 days ago

BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN

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michael musto @mikeymusto

a week ago

Dear Tylenol: We are so, so sorry. You have no idea. No, really. Love, America

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michael musto @mikeymusto

a week ago

Trump on the warpath: "Jack Paar and Steve Allen should be canceled too! And they're ugly!"

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michael musto @mikeymusto

2 weeks ago

Charlie Kirk was such a patriotic and inspiring proponent of free speech that if you disagree with him in any way, we will destroy you.

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michael musto @mikeymusto

2 weeks ago

Kimmel's been suspended for saying that Kirk's alleged killer was a MAGA? So can we also ban from the airwaves every Republican who to this day swears that January 6th was the fault of "ANTIFA" and Nancy Pelosi?

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michael musto @mikeymusto

2 weeks ago

I just fired my entire office staff and I'm looking into jail time. I overheard them buzzing about how they thought Robert Redford wasn't that great of an actor.

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michael musto @mikeymusto

2 weeks ago

Why are you people acting so skeptical about the trans angle to the murder? How can you not trust the people that brought you Jeffrey Epstein's "suicide", Trump's "assassination attempt" and Ivana Trump's "accident"?

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michael musto @mikeymusto

2 weeks ago

Now that all that "radical leftist extremism" has amounted to a big nothing burger, maybe Trump can get back to the more urgent task of releasing that "great big Democratic hoax".

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CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism

3 weeks ago

🚨BREAKING: Kash Patel says they found the suspect because “that’s what happens when you let cops be cops.” The FBI completely bumbled the investigation for two days and the suspects own father turned him in.

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michael musto @mikeymusto

3 weeks ago

So nowadays you don't get fired for hate speech. Someone else gets fired for SAYING it was hate speech.

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michael musto @mikeymusto

3 weeks ago

Since it turns out Trump was totally enamored of Charlie Kirk, I'm sure he'll be honoring Charlie's most urgent message of all: RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

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michael musto @mikeymusto

3 weeks ago

So it was the media's fault??? Well, please tell me what kind of press you're supposed to give someone who says "Gays should all die, biblical style"; "Black women are dumb and have to steal white people's slots"; and "All trans people are mental"???

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michael musto @mikeymusto

3 weeks ago

Trump was so clever to write that love letter to Epstein, to throw him off the scent that he was working with the FBI to bring him down!

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michael musto @mikeymusto

3 weeks ago

MAGAs' favorite thing to do is to "own the libs"--i.e., make us really, really angry. But when we do get mad and take to the streets to protest, they say "You were all paid!" STFU!