Squirrel Thief @mikeyo1
Below Joined April 2009-
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If people heard how I talk to my dog when we're alone they would lock me in a psych ward.
I only lost 9 followers on my last tweet. Its a keeper!!
If my dog farts one more time I'm taking away his iPhone.
If I got a nickel every time a hot chick hit on me at a bar I would owe you 37 dollars.
I found a pair of disgusting, crusty old yoga pants on the street today. They fit perfectly! #yogapants
Just watched Finding Bigfoot. SPOILER ALERT!!!! They didn't find Bigfoot.
Should I have another beer or have another beer? #beer
This pickle would fit perfectly in my.....................looks delicious. #pickles
Is it normal that my left testicle is bigger than right one and the middle one?
If I ever have a son I want his middle name to be Danger just so he will be able to say "Danger is my middle name"
Robin Quivers has a new vegetarian health book coming out. Now you can be overweight and sick for 8 months just like her!! #sternshow
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