Michael 張 @mikezhang88

Curious observer. Professional Nutella eater. maryland pharmacy University of Maryland Joined February 2012

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Michael 張 @mikezhang88

a year ago

Hello! Can I update my flight with my tsa precheck? I forgot to update it. @SouthwestAir

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Michael 張 @mikezhang88

2 years ago

Gangs here on discord for our first @EDC_LasVegas!!! #EDCLV2024 @PasqualeRotella

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NFL Memes @NFL_Memes

2 years ago

Jets fans: "Thank god we finally have a franchise QB, Super Bowl here we come!" God:

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid

2 years ago

Worker: I can't live on $7.25/hr GOP: So go to college W: I can't afford $100K tuition GOP: Take out loans W: I can't afford to pay these at 8% interest GOP: No one forced you to go to college W: But you just said— Billionaire: I NEED MORE MONEY! GOP: Here's a $2T Tax Cut

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Kevin Kinkead @Kevin_Kinkead

2 years ago

government sources: the I-95 rebuild will consist of 10 PennDOT employees standing on the highway watching one PennDOT employee use a jackhammer. then a 15-minute smoke break, followed by removal of traffic cones (three guys sitting on the back of a truck)

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Abay Tadesse @_aint_it_cheif

2 years ago

Wear a mask outside unless you wanna smoke a cig for the entire time you’re out there 🫠

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Empire State Building @EmpireStateBldg

3 years ago

Fly @Eagles Fly! We’re going Green and White in honor of the Eagles NFC Championship Victory.

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Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation

3 years ago

After more than a quarter-century, the world will finally be able to watch Dallas in the NFC Championship Game! 🦅

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Michael 張 @mikezhang88

3 years ago

Ending every text and email with “Go birds” until the Super Bowl. Go birds!

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poutine enthusiast @bullsnbirds

3 years ago

@PHLEaglesNation Dallas played in the NFC Championship on Jan. 21, 1996. Jalen Hurts was born on Aug. 7, 1998. Baby Hurts grew up, learned how to play football, went to college, squatted 600 lbs, graduated, got drafted by the Eagles, and made it to the NFC Championship before Dallas went back.