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I RAN OUT OF SPACE TALKING ABOUT THIS TERRIBLE CAN. IM SITTING HERE WITH ONE HAND TYPING THIS BECAUSE MY OTHER HAND IS STUCK IN THIS FUCKING PRINGLE CAN BECAUSE THE WAY ITS DESIGNED CAUSES YOU TO FURTHER PUSH YOUR HAND INTO THIS GIANT CHINESE FINGER TRAP SO UOU CAN GRABXA FUCKING

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minecraft bed @minecraftbed

5 years ago

Pringle cans were not designed for humans this stupid piece of shit can is a nuisance in every possible way. the diameter of the can is just small enough so anyone above the age of 11 gets their fat fucking hand stuck at the top BUT THE CAN IS A CYLINDER SO YOU HAVE TO GO FURTHE

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minecraft bed @minecraftbed

5 years ago

i be gnawing on rebar sometimes that shit is scrumptious

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minecraft bed @minecraftbed

5 years ago

@Fortniter_Rocah shut the fuck up

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minecraft bed @minecraftbed

5 years ago

i am a threat to society, watch me bowl 🎳🎳

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minecraft bed @minecraftbed

5 years ago

if my employer ever talks to me about my twitter bro im just resigning on the spot

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minecraft bed @minecraftbed

5 years ago

i love fuckin dudes, i dont use protection im smackin the cheeks, its booty oppression i remember the shape, thats booty retention i call up my bros, class is in session

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minecraft bed @minecraftbed

5 years ago

i cannot tell a lie i only look good when blowing a buff guy he give me the side eye i give him the creampie rodeo rodeo dick so good i want some moreo but his texts be so dry he gotta motoro la