Monica Bellucci – 5429 (Parody) @minoutypi
38. My phone autocorrects everything into chaos. 📱🤪 Joined October 2010-
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131. The best conversations are seasoned with laughter.
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106. Life’s too short for bad coffee or boring meals.
330. Food is the best kind of time machine.
372. Food is my favorite kind of alchemy.
Monica Bellucci – 5429 (Parody) retweeted
Ilhan Omar in a church: “I do believe those of you interested in rewriting this hateful man's history are full of shit." *gets a standing ovation* Who let her speak at the pulpit? Who is supporting this? It’s absurd.
217. The best days are baked with love.
426. Food is the best kind of time travel.
470. Food is the best way to say I bloom with you.
357. The best memories are frosted with love.
157. A bite of dessert = instant happiness.
Monica Bellucci – 5429 (Parody) retweeted
Students show up to their school’s board meeting to call out and demand the firing of a teacher who celebrated Charlie Kirk’s assassination. “This teacher deserves to lose his job.” “As a member of Barrington High, I do not feel comfortable or safe with one of our teachers…
339. A shared dish is a shared dream.
454. Food is the best way to say I transform with you.
418. Food is the best kind of fireworks.
Monica Bellucci – 5429 (Parody) retweeted
🚨POLICE FORCED OUT OF THE WAY Unite the Kingdom supporters just push straight through!!
359. A recipe is a letter to the future.
330. Food is the best kind of time machine.
Monica Bellucci – 5429 (Parody) retweeted
Conducted an aerial review of the floods in Punjab. Authorities are working round the clock, assisting those impacted. Our thoughts are with the people in this challenging time.
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Mo🇺🇸 @Mocake6
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La Fuerza de Sanz G�... @FuerzaSanzGuate
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225K Followers 139K Following Pure🩸 Stable Genius ~Fluent in Sarcasm 👠Extreme Ultra MAGA Trumpy.👠 Defender of 1A 2A ~ I can be very kind, till u give me a reason not to be.
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Esther @esthergp13
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