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Fortnight is giving Folklore smoking weed with Midnights.

Reader, he was, in fact, my husband!! We’re getting married!!!!!!

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Sara K. Runnels @omgskr

a year ago

My date last night bought a New Yorker subscription in the middle of our date so he could read all my articles later, is this my husband now

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White people in the comments confused at what 40 year Black people look like.

CBS News @CBSNews

a month ago

“This is an unthinkable tragedy,” Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott says of the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse. He vowed that agencies will do “everything we can” to rescue individuals and address the incident and its aftermath. cbsnews.com/news/francis-s…

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never understood homophobic people

@ReallyAmerican1 Stop treating Trump like the former President, and start treating him like the massive threat to security and democracy that he is

That man who speeds while you’re in the car when he’s mad is an abuser. Whether y’all are ready to have that conversation now or not is not my problem. No man who loves you, or cares about you, will put you in a situation where you can die in a car accident

no he was 3 boyfriends ago, my great great boyfriend

Me eating an orange: “mm it’s so sweet😋” My dad the next day: here, I got you 2500 of them👨🏾🫵🏾🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊

Chose to break up with an ex at a park and like right before I got to the topic she picked a flower out of the ground and tucked it behind my ear and I almost started crying

once you stop posting pictures on Instagram there’s no going back lol

I saw a woman say "Ask a man to describe the qualities of a good woman and watch him describe a slave" And damn.

A girl at a party tonight was talking about when moving in with her bf, she brought her female cat. And her bf male cat was completely baffled and in awe for weeks, following her and looking at her all the time, forgetting to eat, etc

Doctor said he found out why im always tired and light headed Him: "Normal iron levels are 30-200" Me: "uh huh" Him: "yours is 3" 👩‍🦯

Congratulations, Donald. Quite the accomplishment.

@JoeBiden President Biden dragging Trump is what I live for.

I have done this but I did not know there was funding available

Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy

2 months ago

could y’all stay in the house for a whole week without stepping a foot outside for $100k?

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@EloiseHendy @rubyskyeruby I’m trying to imagine why this women is so much preferable to him than Kate….. they are so similar looks wise, and they’re from the same set and culture, can’t be that different personality wise… god what a weaker William turned out to be. Poor Diana.