mock5turtle @mock5turtle
Skier, horror fan, caver, Legos, geography Colorado, USA Joined May 2010-
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It's the final countdown! DOO DOO DOO DOO! DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOOOOO! #governmentshutdown2025
This articulates something I've long suspected of AI. A friend recently talked me into turning off autocorrect on my phone. As a result, I might type more slowly- but I am more present while typing and put more thought into my words, so it is working out well thus far.
This articulates something I've long suspected of AI. A friend recently talked me into turning off autocorrect on my phone. As a result, I might type more slowly- but I am more present while typing and put more thought into my words, so it is working out well thus far.
Life is uncertain lately...but yesterday one friend encouraged me to learn a new work skill & another friend wrote a goofy haiku for me. THESE are the things to focus on...not the things I cant control.
Never really saw the pattern there - very good point! I have, however, noticed the following 80s cereal rule: If it exists; it can and shall be captured in cereal form - the more sugary the better!
Never really saw the pattern there - very good point! I have, however, noticed the following 80s cereal rule: If it exists; it can and shall be captured in cereal form - the more sugary the better!
Shit is wild. Tried playing 20 questions with Gemini, the 4th question was not a yes/no question- declared myself victorious, which Gemini happily agreed with!
Shit is wild. Tried playing 20 questions with Gemini, the 4th question was not a yes/no question- declared myself victorious, which Gemini happily agreed with!
Don't post here much anymore for rEasons but am inspired to change my user pic to a selfie I took while hanging out with some baby goats 😍
Lowkey love this, even if I am not very religious myself. Biblical quotes and statistics: you truly can use them to say ANYTHING 😄
Lowkey love this, even if I am not very religious myself. Biblical quotes and statistics: you truly can use them to say ANYTHING 😄
This is pretty bad - one of my few consolations was that the military did not seem very pro-Drumpf,
This is pretty bad - one of my few consolations was that the military did not seem very pro-Drumpf,
Maps are absolutely political tools - those names & borders aren't as iron-clad as they seem! Speaking of tools, 🙄
Maps are absolutely political tools - those names & borders aren't as iron-clad as they seem! Speaking of tools, 🙄
People in Canada rn:
People in Canada rn: https://t.co/T8tU9jJUjB
Truth - fucking bonkers seeing it in theaters. Saw it at @alamodrafthouse in Denver & was pretty glad I didn't order food for this movie 🫨
Well Fuck Me -
I would legit believe this. People are....pretty weird in this part of what is already a wicked strange state!
I would legit believe this. People are....pretty weird in this part of what is already a wicked strange state!
Even more unsure about the election today (already was quite cynical about it). A girl whom I went to grad school with posted on FB yesterday that if he who shall not be named wins, she is moving to Ireland. Wellll last night I dreamt that I visited her at her apt in Ireland 😕
Things that are suggestions in India rather than absolutes (will be adding to this list): driving lanes, stoplights, parking spaces,
Flying to ISTANBUL, NOT CONSTANTINOPLE, DOO DOO DOOOOOOO, DOO DOO DOO DOOODOODOODOOO,
A map really can tell 1,000 stories! One cousin's family has had no power for 6 days.
A map really can tell 1,000 stories! One cousin's family has had no power for 6 days.
Trying to make an AI image for a friend who's birthday is tomorrow, decided to throw in some prompts of things she likes. "Jason Momoa" + ferret + cave resulted in a werewolf Jason Momoa by a stump with...a cat with no face, and what appears to be a lemur's butthole 🤣🤣😆
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Bad History Takes @bad_histories
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Diaries of Note @diariesofnote
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Dr_W0rm @Dragonfac3
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Coors Field Cat @CoorsFieldCat
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