Morphogulus @morphogulus

I was born with the gift of hands and I intend to make that everyone else's problem pictureofhotdog.com Mayonnaise Aisle at Costco Joined June 2015

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Morphogulus @morphogulus

4 years ago

Just saw an advertisement where Amazon was using Genshin Impact to promote their gaming service and let me tell you I have never wanted to be a gamer less than in this very moment

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Morphogulus @morphogulus

4 years ago

Absolutely losing it at the thought of murder becoming a war crime

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Morphogulus @morphogulus

4 years ago

Out of all the forms of food I've ever seen my favorite probably has to be stick

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Morphogulus @morphogulus

5 years ago

Dr. Pepper Oops! All bubbles!

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Morphogulus @morphogulus

5 years ago

*avoids actually doing things in order to indulge in delusions of mediocrity instead of being forced to acknowledge my own awesomeness*

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Morphogulus @morphogulus

5 years ago

Memes have gotten to the point that I've started seeing memes about new memes before I see the actual new memes themselves

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Dam this "eating healthy" shit is wack I be doing all the things I've been telling myself that I would do when I'm not tired. I'm enabling my own procrastination never before have I felt this powerful.

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Morphogulus @morphogulus

5 years ago

I think that when you go to hell you have to first watch the entirety of every single tv show opening theme you've skipped in your life in chronological order

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Morphogulus @morphogulus

5 years ago

Crazy cat ladies really put the meow in homeowner

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Morphogulus @morphogulus

6 years ago

Just got told by someone that they wish they could see what I'm thinking about all the time when I space out like bruh nightcore rockefeller street 10 hour loop is on youtube for free just go check it out

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Morphogulus @morphogulus

5 years ago

Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, CAN you? Me: I don't know, can YOU be prosecuted for the war crimes you committed in Slovenia during the years 1987-1996? Teach: ... Me: Stop violating the Geneva convention and let me use the restroom Teacher: *gets owned*

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Morphogulus @morphogulus

5 years ago

The reason I don't exercise is because I am not prepared for the responsibility of becoming a himbo

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Morphogulus @morphogulus

5 years ago

I be listening to my own playlist like "damn whoever put this together has amazing taste in music"

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Morphogulus @morphogulus

5 years ago

You can't throw bricks since they're too heavy

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Morphogulus @morphogulus

5 years ago

My new aesthetic is Goblincore™ Features include: -Hehe shinee -misspel words -grumby little fingers -loincloth Patches will release every so often and will come with changelogs